This made me giggle a ikkle

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  1. Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
    MAN: "Hello"
    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "£60,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 900,000."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
    MAN: "Bye, I love you, too!"
    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?".

    shall I get me coat?
     
  2. giggle? ikkle?

    finished your paper round?