This Loggie Was Not Just Fat

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by A_Knocker_Till_The_End, Mar 4, 2009.

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  1. The Scum

    good bit of K.A.P.E. there then luv.... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
     
  2. To be fair hiding a fat useless pregnant bird in a Logistics Regiment shows a singular talent in the art of camouflage and concealment.

    She probably looked pretty svelte compared to some of her "comrades in pastry" and knocked out better PFT times even with a foetus hanging out of her snatch.

    The only shocker is that she allowed a bloke to bone her, making her one of the 4 heterosexual birds in the RLC....what're the odds of THAT!
     
  3. Feel sorry for the chimp that did the dirty! He's super fucked now!
     
  4. Sun report indicates that the father is unknown. That means that either she hasn't 'fessed up yet or she has been cocked more times than John Wayne's rifle.
     
  5. "the can of beans effect", you never know which one makes you fart.