This is your chance, Brit Boys!...

Oh yes lucky indeed. An air-headed foreigner who is made of 92% synthetic materials. Would be like shagging a blow-up doll which is no fun... so I've been told by a friend.
Come on! Note even so you could say you did it? Maybe it's been too long. I like the plastic fantastic ones.

Rocketeer, either you googled Pammy (acceptable) or, more worryingly, you are into entertainment gossip. Do you subscribe to 'Hello' magazine?
I'm with could always see her off if her bacon and eggs were shite. And she might have some classier mates.