This is your chance, Brit Boys!...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Rocketeer, Jun 1, 2005.

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  1. Lucky? I don't think so. Being the latest in a long line is not lucky. It's just your turn.
  2. Oh yes lucky indeed. An air-headed foreigner who is made of 92% synthetic materials. Would be like shagging a blow-up doll which is no fun... so I've been told by a friend.
  3. Chance would be a fine thing,

    Trophy bird or what!
  4. Come on! Note even so you could say you did it? Maybe it's been too long. I like the plastic fantastic ones.

    Rocketeer, either you googled Pammy (acceptable) or, more worryingly, you are into entertainment gossip. Do you subscribe to 'Hello' magazine?
  5. I wouldn't touch her with MDN's as she is rife with Hep C. Might let her blow my stack with double bagged John Thomas thou!
  6. Be a good one for SQN do . Get her i the block with th singlys
  7. Just what a bloke needs. A woman who is 'me, me, me' all the time.
  8. Exactly how bad is hep C?
  9. I reckon I'd take my chances
  10. I'm with could always see her off if her bacon and eggs were shite. And she might have some classier mates.