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Amateurs, we use these round our way!


Difference between Katie Price and a Kit Kat is that you can only get four fingers in the latter.


I see his missus gets in on the act of putting confectionery in places it is not meant to go. But surely she should have used a Cadbury's Cream Egg and squeezed it until the filling ozzes out, and firing Malteasers from her bum.

There is a market for specialist videos on certain websites. So I heard.
A real fruit and nut case?

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