This is to OLDBALdy and my last post

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by ranroz, Jun 3, 2010.

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  1. Good bye
  2. Now that's a threat to take seriously. :D
  3. I'm detecting anger issues. Have you ever had a man spit into your anus?
  4. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    I am sorry that you have cancer and I hope that you recover.

    You are also barking mad and this is also treatable.

  5. I truly believe cancer exists to rot the insides of wierdos like you, can I interest you in a carton of Park Drives and a pound of Chechen pipe tobacco?
  6. Jinx................................are you a psychic?
  7. Assuming you are still alive to do it....stop whining and to Dignitas with you!!!
    P.S..When you get there can you send me some of that nice Swiss choccy before you.....
  8. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    At the going down of the sun...........etc

    Ranroz-We will remember him.
  9. This is neither Current Affairs nor remotely interesting.

  10. I can tell you haven't been here long, 'oldboldy' is part of the welcome committee, he tends to be more gentle with the newbies.
  11. Very true, if I can personally engineer a stress induced tumour the size of watermelon in a c*nt sat miles away I will be wholly complete.
  12. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer


  13. The OP hasn't thought this through eh? Any amount of cludge can be thrown its way but it has barred itself from reply.

  14. Technically its not one illness, there are a few varieties around

    Do you have a slow painful one?
  15. Did you dictate this for nursey to type, or can you manage with your head dobber?