This is so wrong, in so many ways

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Nov 21, 2007.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. i would do her back doors in.
  3. l hate it when my gran does that.

    Im thredders going to the legion to pick her up when shes had a few sherries.
  4. *Looks at his eagerly-awaited tea, back at the screen and ends up pushing it away.*
  5. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I'm sure that MDN can point you in you "right" direction.

    edited for mong spalling
  6. The're swinging in the drip tray...
  7. plenty of vaseline no probs
  8. thats her snapper sorted, what about her hoop?

    Whos up for making her airtight??
  9. dear god lads - get out and find a slapper - it can't be that hard can it :?
  10. I feel fecking ill - I need a beer. She'll have PF's like John Waynes' saddlebags.

    This is as bad as the two oldies getting married - can you imagine the smell of p1ss?
  11. just imagine the come shot :twisted:
  12. hahaha... yes, as she pulls her come face her nashers fall out...