This is not just salmonella, this is M&S salmonella...

#1
It seems that some of Marks and Spencer's houmous has been found to contain salmonella. You'd have though they'd have organised a better class of bug, wouldn't you?

BBC News item

Whatever next?

Tesco 'Finest' Botulinum?

Sainsbury's 'Taste The Difference' E-Coli?

Tesco 'Value' Mixed Bacteria?
 
#2
Nice one ViroBono,

Don't forget ASDA's own:
'Shigella dysenteriae on a raft of Escheria Coli and Taenia Saginata mix, lightly drizzled with Canine faceal matter.'

I'd hate to think what you could pick up at Lidl or Netto.......


[Edited to state these meals do not really exist and in no way is any of the above mentioned Supermarkets actually producing meals of any type with a recordable LD50]
 
#3
Well, as long as it's the posh sh!ts, as opposed to the regular old sh!ts, then I'd still pay for it.
 
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#4
ViroBono said:
It seems that some of Marks and Spencer's houmous has been found to contain salmonella. You'd have though they'd have organised a better class of bug, wouldn't you?

BBC News item

Whatever next?

Tesco 'Finest' Botulinum?

Sainsbury's 'Taste The Difference' E-Coli?

Tesco 'Value' Mixed Bacteria?

You forgot NAAFI 'Shite Through the Eye of A Needle' range.
 
#6
ViroBono said:
It seems that some of Marks and Spencer's houmous has been found to contain salmonella. You'd have though they'd have organised a better class of bug, wouldn't you?

BBC News item

Whatever next?

Tesco 'Finest' Botulinum?

Sainsbury's 'Taste The Difference' E-Coli?

Tesco 'Value' Mixed Bacteria?
I don't know about the shits but I have just plastered my screen....

LMAO

Litotes
 
#8


I'll bet this cretin has had a few 'Taste The Difference' meals provided by military chefs... or should that be 'Taste The Bodily Fluids'?
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#10
ViroBono said:


I'll bet this cretin has had a few 'Taste The Difference' meals provided by military chefs... or should that be 'Taste The Bodily Fluids'?
Yep. He's certainly a man who's cup I'd rim given the chance.
 
#12
I've just rung the local NAAFI shop to ask if they have any Salmonella. Apparently 'weantgorrenny', and are unable to say when they are likely to have it back in stock...

I expect M&S Houmous will be on NAAFI 'Star Buy' any time now.

I wonder if Sodexho, Eurest and the other contractors running PAYD will be offering a core infection, with viruses and bacteria that produce more extravagant symptoms priced accordingly?
 
#14
ViroBono said:
I've just rung the local NAAFI shop to ask if they have any Salmonella. Apparently 'weantgorrenny', and are unable to say when they are likely to have it back in stock...

I expect M&S Houmous will be on NAAFI 'Star Buy' any time now.

I wonder if Sodexho, Eurest and the other contractors running PAYD will be offering a core infection, with viruses and bacteria that produce more extravagant symptoms priced accordingly?
Better than the "your the fifth person I've told this morning - there's no demand for it"
 
#15
I love being dyslexic. I read the first half of this thread as M&S semalena at first.

I still found it kind of funny though.
 
#16
On another note, it's no wonder that M&S has had some scoff laced with salmonella. Their grub processing factory by me, which i think do the sarnies, is full of smackheads and other undesirables who work there for a bit to show willing for their probation officers before re-aquainting themselves with old ladies unlocked windows.
 
#17
I hear Bernard Mathews had just bought a new bootiful personalized number plate for his motor.

H5N1.
 

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