This is not funny..no really...

At the entrance to the village I live in the council decided that a "...Welcomes careful drivers" sign should be put up....to make the village safer....as the council workmen were putting their tools away having just finished erecting the sign a car ploughed into the sign. Sadly the driver died.

It was later said that had the sign not been there the crash would not of happened and the driver would not have died.....

Ironic that the safety sign didn't quite have the required effect....I'm sorry but I laughed..I shouldn't have I know but..

 

You are absolved Armourer, I laughed when I read it. Lets face it, unless the sign was in the middle of the carriageway he shoudnt have hit it.

 

I'm going straight to Hell...

 

Race you, sorry couldn't help myself

 

A follow up...the remains of the sign were taken down... 2 weeks later a new sign was erected....you've guessed it....in the same place.

 

Decision made by the village idiot then

 

Oi..that would be me

 

You didn't follow the Sgts advice and go home because the village was missing its idiot.

 

Shit..buggered on both points..I was the Sgt..I am that idiot

 

bit like this one?

 

i don't understand how people can just crash into thngs which thousand have driven past loads of times without a single incident.
probably on his mobile phone then

 

No, difficulty in reading quickly or didn't understand english

 

Bloody northerners...

 

lol.... leave us northeners alone its not our fault the goverment only spends money on education as far as...lets say... London

 

Bah! North of the river is bad enough.