this is how you maintain OPSEC on Arrse

[CRmeansCeilingReached]

just saw this on a deepcut thread in the RHQ forum.

thought it was so funny that i should share it in here. we could learn some tradecraft from these two clowns

Dear deano281

If you are genuine, please give me the first name initials of your male and female solicitors, and if you are, who I thought you were, where did we last meet, what town, capital first letter only?

Regards

‘Franky’

Dear Frank
I am genuine: First name initials B, J met W near H.

 

[rebel_with_a_cause]

just saw this on a deepcut thread in the RHQ forum.

thought it was so funny that i should share it in here. we could learn some tradecraft from these two clowns

Dear deano281

If you are genuine, please give me the first name initials of your male and female solicitors, and if you are, who I thought you were, where did we last meet, what town, capital first letter only?

Regards

‘Franky’

Dear Frank
I am genuine: First name initials B, J met W near H.

huh????

 

[putteesinmyhands]

Ouyay udcay waysalay itewray inay odecay.

 

[CRmeansCeilingReached]

i know, i know. you just can't make this stuff up

 

[Sixty]

CR

The red squirrel is restive whilst polishing a Faberge egg. The black dog envies him from under a green parasol.

But keep it under your hat eh?

 

[the_butler]

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[seanbean]

what a load o fboloney by the way well done for translating this

Save you all the trouble....

 

[seanbean]

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[the_butler]

anywaysurelywearetalkingpersechere
a big word

 

[Sixty]

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[the_butler]

I forgot to quote my source
http://www.csgnetwork.com/morsecodedeconv.html

 

[seanbean]

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[seanbean]

Here's another:

http://people.csail.mit.edu/hammond/teaching/cs1001/MorseCodeTranslator.html

 

[putteesinmyhands]

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[Dale the snail]

Yes. First, you tell them you are a fireman, then you tell them you are a bloke.

They believe anything.

 

[seanbean]

01001111 01100110 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01110010 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01110101 01101100 01100100 00100000 01100001 01101100 01110111 01100001 01111001 01110011 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00101110 00101110 00101110

 

[Goku]

Yes. First, you tell them you are a fireman, then you tell them you are a bloke.

They believe anything.

It’s your boy like chest and bum fluff chin that leaves them thinking you’re a bloke

 

[the_butler]

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http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php

 

[roseandpose]

What the bloody hell are you lot on about. ?

Biscuits and morse! What is this..a Digby reunion?

 

[CRmeansCeilingReached]

well this is the thing with darksiders. something is posted which is mildly amusing, in a Walter Mitty kinda way... and they just don't quite get the theme of the thread