This is a real headline: "Man hurt using gun to change tyre"

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Schleswig-Holstein, Nov 13, 2007.

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  1. Guess which country this happened in.... Hint, it isn't Switzerland.

  3. :D Did he get lead poisoning, or just airtexpants. :D
  4. I thought it was "righty tighty - lefty loosy" not "watch and shoot"
  5. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Muppet. :D

    Misses the chance of a Darwin Award by so little. Are there alternative awards? Surely must get a mention?
  6. I love this story, what a fecking moron. I get hacked off with stuff sometimes but who'd think firing a shotgun at a lump of curved metal is a good idea.
  7. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    he's still alive ... means natural selection has failed ;)
  8. aye - but I doubt he will do it again... good evidence for rapid evolution!
  9. wheelnuts - watch and shoot watch and shoot

    this bloke obviously failed the woolworths entrance exam
  10. Did he get the nut off though? Might make Kwik Fit an interesting place to be :D
  11. So? Did he get it off or what?