This has to be the best head line ever.......

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  1. elovabloke

    elovabloke LE Moderator

    Criminal Injuries claim coming up?
  2. And it gets better!!!

    I like some of his quotes....

    "He was going crazy, just lashing out at everyone and babbling p*sh in a foreign language the whole time.

    "I've heard people say since that he was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of c**p to me.


    "I don't think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I'd have leathered those guys with it."

  3. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    He should sue!
  4. No, the best headline ever was after Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic in some Assosciation Football match or something. The Daily Record's headline was:

    "Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious."

    Pure genius, and I don't even like Mary Poppins.
  5. Forget the compo claim, this surely calls for a reward from the public purse!
  6. Biped

    Biped LE Book Reviewer

    The poor taxi driver is probably a burnt out wreck after that experience.

    Foyer, brolly stand, hat, coat, exited.
  7. The burning bloke had no balls anyway or he would had succeeded in his task! Or they had singed to crisp anyway.

    If the story's true, well done fella. :wink:
  8. This man deserves a medal or a knighthood more than Rushdie! At least he he fecking earned it!

    It may make more muslims realise that Britain is not soft!
  9. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    I thought the quote by John Smeaton on CNN was a classic:

    He was asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

  10. WTF!?!?! does 'Banjoed him' mean???
  11. I’ve been chuckling all morning over this story :D

    Well done that porridge wog!!!!!
  12. Good drills that man, you may walk (or limp) with your head held high.
  13. I liked the one when Jeffrey Archer got caught bribing that prostitute years ago.

    "Tale of the topless tart who toppled a top tory".
  14. Criminal injury? How much does a knackered foot get you these days?