This has to be the best head line ever.......

#1
#3
And it gets better!!!

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/t...objectid=19401382&siteid=66633-name_page.html

I like some of his quotes....

"He was going crazy, just lashing out at everyone and babbling p*sh in a foreign language the whole time.


"I've heard people say since that he was shouting 'Allah!' but I didn't hear that. It just sounded like a lot of c**p to me.

and...

"I don't think the policeman I saw at the scene drew his baton during the whole thing. He should have given it to me - I'd have leathered those guys with it."

Class!
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#4
He should sue!
 
#5
No, the best headline ever was after Caledonian Thistle beat Celtic in some Assosciation Football match or something. The Daily Record's headline was:

"Super Cally go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious."

Pure genius, and I don't even like Mary Poppins.
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#7
The poor taxi driver is probably a burnt out wreck after that experience.

Foyer, brolly stand, hat, coat, exited.
 
#8
The burning bloke had no balls anyway or he would had succeeded in his task! Or they had singed to crisp anyway.

If the story's true, well done fella. :wink:
 
#9
This man deserves a medal or a knighthood more than Rushdie! At least he he fecking earned it!

It may make more muslims realise that Britain is not soft!
 

oldbaldy

LE
Moderator
#10
I thought the quote by John Smeaton on CNN was a classic:

He was asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

Cracker!
 
#11
WTF!?!?! does 'Banjoed him' mean???
 
#14
I liked the one when Jeffrey Archer got caught bribing that prostitute years ago.

"Tale of the topless tart who toppled a top tory".
 
#16
Cracking stuff!

While we're on about amusing headlines, the one which accompanied the late Brian Clough's attempts to clear a footy pitch after an invasion by fans by walloping one round the back of the head takes some beating.

'Shit hits fan'
 
#18
Perevodchik said:
Cracking stuff!

While we're on about amusing headlines, the one which accompanied the late Brian Clough's attempts to clear a footy pitch after an invasion by fans by walloping one round the back of the head takes some beating.

's*** hits fan'
They pinched the idea from the Daily Star who ran "THE SH1T HITS THE FAN" over a front page photo of Eric Cantona swinging a punch at a spectator.
 
#19
Sorry, can't resist:

Daily Telegraph: "FOG IN CHANNEL: CONTINENT CUT OFF"

The Sun: ""MAD DOG" GADDAFI'S A RAVING POOFTER"

Express and Star: "Dr FUCHS OFF TO ANTARCTICA" - story about Dr Fuchs expedition to bottom of world.

That's enough headlines, ed.
 

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