This guy is really pi**ed off

It is a close call on amusement factor between the original rant and this masterpiece :

ive not bin on net orl weak but mi m8 in prizun jus txt me 2 tel me bowt dis!!!!!!11

poojar u iz ledgend m8,,, i fink orl futy fanz x da wurld kan asoshee8 wiv wot u say speshuly afta last weaks dabarkul

pee ess slades in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111
That is one of the finest insults that I have read for a long-time. The fact that it was written by a football supporter, let alone on from Grimbsy makes it doubly so!