this expresses my innermost thoughts ...

#1
when i heard someone saying this afternoon:
' there is no 'i' in 'team' - but a '(yo)u' in 'fuck off' '

i thought to myself - no one has ever expressed my innermost thoughts better than this

after pol inter with some still pissed soldiers
who couldn't think of any better joke than jumping on parked cars in town
yeah ... great to be 22 - pissed - posted to germany and in the british army - i got that - you idiots
if you are here as well ... you're complete pricks for getting caught
but nice to meet you ... well i'm sure at least the rmp will see it this way :p

and then - can't beat that - a fight with the new boss ... wonderful day yeah ... so how is your's?

sounds familiar to you?
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
Book Reviewer
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#2
Deep breaths and relax.
 

chimera

LE
Moderator
#3
Decode anyone?
 

Pyrex

Old-Salt
#5
This is worse than fcuking BATCO!!
 

padme

War Hero
#6
Decoding it? She's german ,you will never decode it!! My husband is trying to decode my waffling for 10 years now!!!!!
 
#8
A few pints obviously before posting ?

rating this as:

Possibly the worst rant ever - complete and utter babble.
 
#9
sshite rant and i'm gonna rant about it!!

the post lacks any real structure and that really fooks me off! then i can't even decipher what the fook it's meant to be about so in essence i'm more pissed off about having no real aim for my anger!!!!!
 
#10
YesItsMe said:
when i heard someone saying this afternoon:
' there is no 'i' in 'team' - but a '(yo)u' in 'fuck off' '

i thought to myself - no one has ever expressed my innermost thoughts better than this

after pol inter with some still pissed soldiers
who couldn't think of any better joke than jumping on parked cars in town
yeah ... great to be 22 - pissed - posted to germany and in the british army - i got that - you idiots
if you are here as well ... you're complete pricks for getting caught
but nice to meet you ... well i'm sure at least the rmp will see it this way :p

and then - can't beat that - a fight with the new boss ... wonderful day yeah ... so how is your's?

sounds familiar to you?
Can your sister take a full fist?
 
#11
I'm going to break into Bletchley Park this weekend and see if I can't get any more sense from this if I use an Enigma Machine
 
#12
YesItsMe said:
padme said:
Decoding it? She's german ,you will never decode it!! My husband is trying to decode my waffling for 10 years now!!!!!

sshh - don't give it away :lol:

wtf is there not to be understood? :p
Stop using a translator
 
#13
mac_uk said:
I'm going to break into Bletchley Park this weekend and see if I can't get any more sense from this if I use an Enigma Machine

express this daniel cheating,fat,ugly,no good father macqueen......fuck you
 
#15
mac_uk said:
I'm going to break into Bletchley Park this weekend and see if I can't get any more sense from this if I use an Enigma Machine
Good luck but I think this b0llocks is way beyond enigmatic.
 
#17
Accidental_discharge said:
who couldn't think of any better joke than jumping on parked cars in town
Mind you, this rings a few bells.

Edited to say I have never denied being a complete prick
I thought exactly the same when I read it. I remember an incident many years ago that would fit that description perfectly.
 
#18
I think the original post is called "stream of consciousness" writing.

Good job that not many posters do that. Can you imagine the mess?


urrgh, coffee uhh oh t1ts! bastard more coffee typing arrse uh?

*continue in same manner for dozens of pages. :)
 
#19
YesItsMe said:
when i heard someone saying this afternoon:
' there is no 'i' in 'team' - but a '(yo)u' in 'fuck off' '
Heard the expression in our last team meeting. The response was "no but there is one in "TIT" , so shut up !!"
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#20
Well, yes, these things do happen. When I was a boy blggblghglglbghhssdsdf

Of course, that was in the days when fjdjsijoie dmjddkls snsddidifjfjvgfo, but not really during reoddj djdkjhshiss sifdkjhkjhfd fjfjkfkdfl;fkgkf if you understand my drift.

hur hur hur hur

Now, when things wjjkdjdiojdnmd then dkjfd djslkjslsl is often a problem dkdjsfkjdkjf prostate.
 

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