this expresses my innermost thoughts ...

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  1. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    when i heard someone saying this afternoon:
    ' there is no 'i' in 'team' - but a '(yo)u' in 'fuck off' '

    i thought to myself - no one has ever expressed my innermost thoughts better than this

    after pol inter with some still pissed soldiers
    who couldn't think of any better joke than jumping on parked cars in town
    yeah ... great to be 22 - pissed - posted to germany and in the british army - i got that - you idiots
    if you are here as well ... you're complete pricks for getting caught
    but nice to meet you ... well i'm sure at least the rmp will see it this way :p

    and then - can't beat that - a fight with the new boss ... wonderful day yeah ... so how is your's?

    sounds familiar to you?
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Deep breaths and relax.
  3. chimera

    chimera LE Moderator

    Decode anyone?
  4. This is worse than fcuking BATCO!!
  5. Decoding it? She's german ,you will never decode it!! My husband is trying to decode my waffling for 10 years now!!!!!
  6. YesItsMe

    YesItsMe LE Good Egg (charities)

    sshh - don't give it away :lol:

    wtf is there not to be understood? :p
  7. A few pints obviously before posting ?

    rating this as:

    Possibly the worst rant ever - complete and utter babble.
  8. sshite rant and i'm gonna rant about it!!

    the post lacks any real structure and that really fooks me off! then i can't even decipher what the fook it's meant to be about so in essence i'm more pissed off about having no real aim for my anger!!!!!
  9. Can your sister take a full fist?
  10. I'm going to break into Bletchley Park this weekend and see if I can't get any more sense from this if I use an Enigma Machine
  11. Stop using a translator

  12. express this daniel cheating,fat,ugly,no good father macqueen......fuck you
  13. Mind you, this rings a few bells.

    Edited to say I have never denied being a complete prick
  14. Good luck but I think this b0llocks is way beyond enigmatic.