This evening...

#1
I should have been in Glasgow watching Ulster at the start of a long weekend of rugby. Due to failings on the part of some utter mongs with whom I am forced to associate professionally, I am unable to do so.

I've been off the fags for 72 hours.

I've just opened a bottle a wine.

:evil: I could be a bit of a cunt later.



P.S. Can we have a vote for me to be a mod?
 
Z

Zarathustra

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#2
Just copy Million/3123/Ice_Cream_Van and start a plethora of bone threads and then kick off when you get ROPs.
Or make sly digs at others users.

Either will help the evening fly by especially if once you've finished your wine you move on to sucking duraglit.
 

jarrod248

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Gallery Guru
#3
I should have been in Glasgow watching Ulster at the start of a long weekend of rugby. Due to failings on the part of some utter mongs with whom I am forced to associate professionally, I am unable to do so.

I've been off the fags for 72 hours.

I've just opened a bottle a wine.

:evil: I could be a bit of a cunt later.



P.S. Can we have a vote for me to be a mod?
Nick O'teen says just have one it'll not hurt.
 
#4
:evil: I could be a bit of a cunt later.


P.S. Can we have a vote for me to be a mod?
A. How will that be any different from when you normally post?

B. No
 
#5
Nick O'teen says just have one it'll not hurt.
I'm trying to avoid them. Although I'm going through chilli peppers (a suggested 'replacement') at an alarming rate.

A. How will that be any different from when you normally post?

B. No
A. I will be adding extra cuntishness. I have not yet begun to becunt myself.
B. Says who?
 
#7
I'm trying to avoid them. Although I'm going through chilli peppers (a suggested 'replacement') at an alarming rate.



A. I will be adding extra cuntishness. I have not yet begun to becunt myself.
B. Says who?
A. I have no doubt we will not notice a demonstrable difference unless when you say 'Bottle' you mean 'Box' or 'Crate' or 'Buckfast Heximine and Brasso Tonic Wine'

B. Me! you Dickhead
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#8
I'm trying to avoid them. Although I'm going through chilli peppers (a suggested 'replacement') at an alarming rate.



A. I will be adding extra cuntishness. I have not yet begun to becunt myself.
B. Says who?
One thing for sure stopping smoking is fucking horrible. The last time I stopped I spent the money on flying lessons.
 
#9
DO NOT GO BACK ON THE FAGS. As lovely as they are quitting quitting will lead to low self esteem. harder drugs and then sodomy, and I'm not talking giving here.
Take the socially acceptable solution to frustration. Get pissed, post bollocks on Arrse. Grab a kebab and fall asleep with your pants round your ankles watching porn.
 
#10
A. I have no doubt we will not notice a demonstrable difference unless when you say 'Bottle' you mean 'Box' or 'Crate' or 'Buckfast Heximine and Brasso Tonic Wine'

B. Me! you Dickhead
A. It will be one of many I'm sure.
B. Oh Fuck! It's the Sweeney and they haven't had their tea! I'll be spanked.
 
#16
One thing for sure stopping smoking is fucking horrible. The last time I stopped I spent the money on flying lessons.


To Belgium?


For some cut price ciggies?


My father died at 54 from smoking Players full strength and no exercise, giving up was a bastard for me, but I've been clean now for 37 years...... he never saw his grandaughter, but I'm hoping to meet mine in May.
 

Fang_Farrier

LE
Kit Reviewer
Book Reviewer
#17
Glasgow v Ulster will be on BBC Alba later, channel 168 of you have a Sky box, not that I'll be watching it as there's be babies to bath, storie to read, that sort of shite to do!
And apparently there's too many other crap being recorded for rugby, and why woul dI want more rugby when I'm going to spend an entire day away on Sunday going to Murrayfield.
 

FORMER_FYRDMAN

LE
Book Reviewer
#18
Glasgow v Ulster will be on BBC Alba later, channel 168 of you have a Sky box, not that I'll be watching it as there's be babies to bath, storie to read, that sort of shite to do!
And apparently there's too many other crap being recorded for rugby, and why woul dI want more rugby when I'm going to spend an entire day away on Sunday going to Murrayfield.
I agree, Murrayfield's not easy to get to - just like Twickenham.
 
#19
DO NOT GO BACK ON THE FAGS. As lovely as they are quitting quitting will lead to low self esteem. harder drugs and then sodomy, and I'm not talking giving here.
Take the socially acceptable solution to frustration. Get pissed, post bollocks on Arrse. Grab a kebab and fall asleep with your pants round your ankles watching porn.
you utter gopping pervert a kebab for gods sake
 

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