This bastard country

#1
Full of mutant bebo speaking mong kids whose only goal is to sponge, sponge, sponge of the state.
Streets full of alkies and junkies.
Scum who thumb their nose at the law of the land, and who don't fear jail.
Jails where the staff have to call the vermin in their charge 'Mister' and where drugs are available round the clock.
Where the IRA can parade and hold fundraisers, and the council allow it to go on because they can't 'discriminate'.
Where people are denied treatment on the NHS due to lack of funds, while sex changes, tattoo removals and plastic surgery are given out without a hitch.
Where we have institutionally unemployed families who havent worked since Thatcher, and we import foreign workers to fill the 'skills gap'. What skills gap? How skilled do you have to be to pack potatoes or pick up litter in a train station?
 
#2
Put down the bottle. Step away from the keyboard.

Seriously, mate: this is hardly news. We all know the country is in shit-order. And, short of a Norsefire-style Facist takeover and dictatorship, it's probably going to get a lot worse before it even starts to get better.
 
#3
Worst thing is, I'm bloody sober.
 
#4
Now thats outrageous we all know that mong kids goal is not just to sponge off the state, its to appear on Da X-factor and slap up Daz bitches innit.
 
#7
Ah no I always thought it was inccidental that they appear on Jeremy Kyle after squirting out their 9th illegitimate of 20 possible Fathers.
Jeremy Kyle should offer telephone voting:

"If you would like Jeremy to kill the untermenchen with a SMG, please press 1. If you would prefer Jeremy to burn them alive with a Flamethrower, please press 2."

Ratings would go through the roof!
 
#8
Jeremy Kyle should offer telephone voting:

"If you would like Jeremy to kill the untermenchen with a SMG, please press 1. If you would prefer Jeremy to burn them alive with a Flamethrower, please press 2."

Ratings would go through the roof!
That would be a waste of organs, think about it they could do a great deal for society by donating organs as their no good at anything else.
 
#9
That would be a waste of organs, think about it they could do a great deal for society by donating organs as their no good at anything else.
What is known as the "Chinese NHS".

Not a bad idea. I'll put you down for Health Secretary after the Revolution.
 
#10
Thanks, although I do acknowledge that it would be a pointless venture in regards to livers as they have already ruined those so Afcass will have to look elsewhere.
 
#11
Hitler's hateful theory of social darwinism. Then after the war we invented "Social". Darwinism did the rest. Who thrives best in the reality of the time ? They breed. And they pass on their traits.

The Kaiser's hateful theory that UK would be brought down by the "White man's burden" by the year 2000.

Napoleon's theory that UK is a nation of shopkeepers. True but now they all Pakis.

But on the bright side thank goodness for Maggie T. If we still had industry at pre Thatcherite levels then we would have power rationing now. Think how uncomfortable that would be for the benefits claimants.
 
#12
Full of mutant bebo speaking mong kids whose only goal is to sponge, sponge, sponge of the state.
Streets full of alkies and junkies.
Scum who thumb their nose at the law of the land, and who don't fear jail.
Jails where the staff have to call the vermin in their charge 'Mister' and where drugs are available round the clock.
Where the IRA can parade and hold fundraisers, and the council allow it to go on because they can't 'discriminate'.
Where people are denied treatment on the NHS due to lack of funds, while sex changes, tattoo removals and plastic surgery are given out without a hitch.
Where we have institutionally unemployed families who havent worked since Thatcher, and we import foreign workers to fill the 'skills gap'. What skills gap? How skilled do you have to be to pack potatoes or pick up litter in a train station?
It's not that bad here! In fact I quite like it compared with every other country I've ever lived in; well apart from Utopia; that's quite a nice place.
 

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#14
I love the way people moan about this country going down the pipes and do the square root of sweet F.A. about it other than griping down the pub/on anonymous internet boards.

When precisely was the last time you got up off your spotty backside and actually starting doing your 'bit'? Serving in the army might be a start but, let's be honest, we did it because we loved the fun, not for Q&C firstly.

Did you run for Parliament/the local council? Have you put together a petition on a local/national issue? Have you lobbied your MP for things to 'improve' in your area? Have you volunteered for social work? How exactly would YOU solve this national crisis?

There is nothing like a bit of constructive criticism but all other kinds tend to waste the ether.
 
#15
I love the way people moan about this country going down the pipes and do the square root of sweet F.A. about it other than griping down the pub/on anonymous internet boards.

When precisely was the last time you got up off your spotty backside and actually starting doing your 'bit'? Serving in the army might be a start but, let's be honest, we did it because we loved the fun, not for Q&C firstly.

Did you run for Parliament/the local council? Have you put together a petition on a local/national issue? Have you lobbied your MP for things to 'improve' in your area? Have you volunteered for social work? How exactly would YOU solve this national crisis?

There is nothing like a bit of constructive criticism but all other kinds tend to waste the ether.
Regularly, but it's a losing battle.

As for going abroad, I don't wan't to. I'd be an immigrant for starters.
 
#16
That would be a waste of organs, think about it they could do a great deal for society by donating organs as their no good at anything else.
After the levels of alcohol and substance abuse they can put into the 13 years before they start spitting out sprogs, I don't think their organs would be fit for more than catfood.

Still, we have a lot of poor starving moggies out there so feel free to crack on.
 
#18
Despite its faults this is still the finest country on Earth.
There is no nationality I would rather be than British.

Yes we have our fair share of muppets and leeches, we have our undesirables (and plenty of other nations undesirables here too) but we also have grafters and our share of genuis types.
We have ultra left wing socialists and we have ultra right wing closet Nazi's but somewhere inbetween we have an overwhelming majority of (sometimes too) tolerant and hardworking people.

Despite the last 15 or 20 years of social and economic folly we are seeing the start of a new sensible age of endeavour and industry.
This country will rise again to its rightful place in the world, inspite of the best efforts of the ardently pro-europeans, the multi-culturists and the socialists.

Britain. The finest place on earth, despite its faults.
 
#19
I love the way people moan about this country going down the pipes and do the square root of sweet F.A. about it other than griping down the pub/on anonymous internet boards.

When precisely was the last time you got up off your spotty backside and actually starting doing your 'bit'? Serving in the army might be a start but, let's be honest, we did it because we loved the fun, not for Q&C firstly.

Did you run for Parliament/the local council? Have you put together a petition on a local/national issue? Have you lobbied your MP for things to 'improve' in your area? Have you volunteered for social work? How exactly would YOU solve this national crisis?

There is nothing like a bit of constructive criticism but all other kinds tend to waste the ether.
How would I solve this national crisis? Military Coup followed by a benevolent dictatorship. For a given value of "benevolent". Anything less is just putting a plaster on a severed artery.
 
#20
Fcuk me, theres are an awful lot of Daily Express readers on the site.
Surely you mean "Daily Express look-at-the-picture-ers"?
 

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