Third world shithole

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Allowing that no one gives a fuck about this, (I know I don't), how surprising that the President of Egypt has decided that he can take extra powers than can be neither criticised or questioned. A dictator in the Middle East, who could possibly have predicted that?

Anyone care to hazard a guess as to how long it will be before this bloke decides he's so good he's a natural for "President for Life" and how quickly afterwards the septics pull the financial plug?
 
#2
Yes, but on the other hand, they will offer to let you shag their sister.

It all balances out in the end.
 
#8
I'm sure we covered it in 90 or so pages of another thread? The general consensus was: Nothing

Back on topic. So this fella was the one who took exception to the previous murdering dictator, but now kind of like the idea? I wonder what swayed him? Although, Africa being Africa, surely this was a fore gone conclusion?
 
#10
So this fella was the one who took exception to the previous murdering dictator, but now kind of like the idea? I wonder what swayed him? Although, Africa being Africa, surely this was a fore gone conclusion?
So you're saying he's a corrupt little twat and is syphoning off cash into a Swiss bank account or six like there's no tomorrow and is prepared to kill anyone who gets in his way?

If he is, then he's a quick learner, isn't he?

Bet he bums little boys and goats as well, in the finest Turd World tradition.
 
#11
Wow. You read my mind. You are that Darren Brown mind reader off of the telly. Is it true you are a gayer?
If I was that Darren Brown I'd be a complete cunt. Oh. Yes. Right.

As for gayness, I like to drink from the furry cup, so I guess that makes me a lezzer?
 

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If I was that Darren Brown I'd be a complete cunt. Oh. Yes. Right.

As for gayness, I like to drink from the furry cup, so I guess that makes me a lezzer?
Fascinating. I still don't give a fuck about Egypt.
 
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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
 

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The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
Damn shame Mary Poppins has retired from politics, eh? Whilst I really do not give a fuck what happens in Egypt, the place needs a man (woman. transexual etc) to get a fucking grip. Otherwise Christians will be burning Muslims, Muslims will get all sectarian and the Copts and Druze will be well fucked.

Do a Google on Beirut.

My money is on the fat beardy lad with the shite red tie.
 
#17
My money is on the fat beardy lad with the shite red tie.
I'd place the house on Gen. (recently 2Lt) Havawank or some other promoted above ability due to being "trustworthy" sodjer.

Allah might be ackbar but those Abrams can really fuck up large numbers of people.
 
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Why bother? This is Arrse, after all.

What bothers me more is this fucking ad has appeared again! I'm getting twitchy that someone's monitoring my surfing... I only searched a couple of times on 'Jimmy Saville' in the interests of research
 

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