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dingerr said:Are his initials CM? If so that cunt is out. A fucking disgrace to the trade and universally hated, but we all have our cross to bear - like jesus the little prick should have been crucified.
Problem being that the Wedge make complete arses of themselves when demming shit, and we mock them for it (anything more than one item and they struggle).
To arse about ourselves would only lead to wedge retribution. However there are more than a few of use that have possibly been a little closer than we should be on a couple of occasions.
Dingerr, don't know his initials, he was built like a shithouse rat, had them horrible weasely eyes and would have fallen over if he lifted more than his own arms in weight. He was referred to as 'cnutlips' or 'that fcukin skinny cockend over there'. He also had a stupid ginger tache, that seriously affected his centre of gravity!!!!
As to pyro & ammo fights, do pet ops have to be better at arrsing around with your commodities than you are? I have personally witnessed a Pet Op wedging a 30mm round in the window with the business end pointed at the gate guard (churchill tank I think?) at Barker Bks only to then proceed to twat a nail onto the percussion cap with a big FO hammer. Never went off, again gutted! Our stuff takes very little fcuking about with to have a good time.
My latest favourite is plastic Lucozade bottle half full of dry ice a teaspoon of acetone (to hurry things along) lid on and throw in a bush next to the sentry. 5-10 minutes later you'll get an exploding bottle with a very satisfying bang, and hopefully the sentry will start a fire-fight with himself. I have been personally responsible for a Sqn level fire-fight with no-one in particular and even had to hide my giggles when I asked what was going on and a young troopy said the "enemy had been caught trying to break into sqn lines and were now attacking on all sides!" Never got as far as a 'bug out' though, which would have been nice!
If by wedge you mean gingerneers, we have our problems with them too.
Back to the thread.............Be a Pet Op mate, it's gotta be better than being a plank! Don't look at the RLC recruiting page though, it's double shit and does not give a true reflection of what we do! PM CH90210 or me (but I will only lie, obfuscate and decieve - I can't help it).