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  1. Vacuum screamer

    A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

    The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

    Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

    The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through

    She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

    At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

    She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

    "After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

    "That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    And she thinks this is a new thing.
  3. 1. Go to a bar
    2. Find a drunk squaddie

    repeat as required