Thingy on the news about half an hour ago - No doubt Vaan will find it.

#1
A thingy about letting people loose on looters and right nasty people.

Imagine the scene.

17 year old kicking off (With a hoody on) and nicking stuff and just generally being a tit.

Me: Oy fucko, what are you doing?

17YO: I is nicking this innit.

Me: I don't fucking thing so sunshine.

17YO: Well I is well hard innit.

Me: Put it back, or fear my wrath. Trust me -- do not fuck with me or the ginger dog. I've got a headache that will kill a civvy and a bloke in one fell swoop and I can't find my lighter.

17YO: I don't see no dog man - Jesus - what is that smell?

Me: Never mess with me, or the Pipster. Now put it back.

17YO: It's back. It's back, do not let it near me.

Me: I'll take you back to your mum shall I?

17YO: Yes please.
 
#5
No, you have a Ninja ginga dog
Never mess with the ginger dog. It snores.

I'd be ace at PCSO though.

"Errm - I don't think so sunshine"

"Wot, innit"

"Do not test my patience (straight face on)."

"Yeah well a big boy said"

"How interesting - back to your mum - chop chop - she'll be happy - not."

Note to all chavs - never mess with me when I have a headache or a dog. You will lose.

Badly.
 
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goatrutar

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#6
i've seen a pic of your fleabitten dog somewhere. maybe it's time to take rover to the laundromat.
 

ugly

LE
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#7
In all seriousness I doubt if chav central would happen here in gods waiting room. I expect that if push came to shove and they tried breaking into my place the sound of a pump action shotgun racking back and a call to wake the gimp would put them off.
I did consider tooling up for my last foray north of Haywards heath but figured that I would get nicked instead.
I can always pick up a newspaper and harumph behind its pages instead.
 
#8
In all seriousness I doubt if chav central would happen here in gods waiting room. I expect that if push came to shove and they tried breaking into my place the sound of a pump action shotgun racking back and a call to wake the gimp would put them off.
I did consider tooling up for my last foray north of Haywards heath but figured that I would get nicked instead.
I can always pick up a newspaper and harumph behind its pages instead.
I take no prisoners you know that.
 

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