A thingy about letting people loose on looters and right nasty people. Imagine the scene. 17 year old kicking off (With a hoody on) and nicking stuff and just generally being a tit. Me: Oy fucko, what are you doing? 17YO: I is nicking this innit. Me: I don't fucking thing so sunshine. 17YO: Well I is well hard innit. Me: Put it back, or fear my wrath. Trust me -- do not fuck with me or the ginger dog. I've got a headache that will kill a civvy and a bloke in one fell swoop and I can't find my lighter. 17YO: I don't see no dog man - Jesus - what is that smell? Me: Never mess with me, or the Pipster. Now put it back. 17YO: It's back. It's back, do not let it near me. Me: I'll take you back to your mum shall I? 17YO: Yes please.