Things youll never hear...

#1
This will either flop or do rather well.

Something along the lines of things you'll never hear whilst serving, for example :

RSM : "It's ok lads, sleep in tomorow, it is a sunday after all, and you were up till 4 am drinking.."

or

"Don't bother cleaning your gats tonight,we'll only be firing them again tomorow."
 
#3
The Unit will deploy at 1400 instead of 0200 as previously stated.
 
#5
RSM "I'm sorry lad, I didn't mean to shout, didn't realise you had a headache. Its only drill, it doesn't matter, Shall I come back later or leave it till tomorrow? OK Tomorrow it is!"

TCB "OK, I Admit it, there were no WMDs, GW and I made it up for something to do!"

Glasgow "Here is your pay sir, all correct and please may I take this oppotunity to apologise for mesisng ti up in the past, It won't happen again"
 
#7
Glasgow: "you're absolutely right, you HAVE been a bit shafted on promotion! here, you're promoted - and this is your backpay and seniority to go with it!"
 
#9
MOD: OK lads, what do you need to do the job?
Lads: X,Y and 20,000 Z.
MOD: No Prob, have it with you by tomorrow. Are you sure 20,000 z's are enough? Here you go, have 30K! best give you a few V&W too; just to be on the safe side.
 
#10
Glasgow: That's right...I'm sending you replacements for all the gapped posts in your Bn. None of them will have to deploy for 2 years.
 
#11
TTB (That Twat Blair): We have decided that instead of defense cuts we are going to cut back on the number of commitments around the world and I will stop promising George that he can have as many of our soldiers as he wants.
 
#12
"Just lock the main gate tonight, no need to dikc someone for stag, if it's urgent, they'll phone..."

"we've layed on extra hot water in the ablutions block.."
 
#13
CO: "RSM what the hell are those men doing PT for. Its raining and its December. See that somebody opens the bar"

or

Tom: "I say chaps that 48hour guard duty was so much fun. I cant wait until next month"
 
#14
dont worry lads i will pick up the brass.
 
#15
You didn't get six months notice for your posting, oh well in that case you can stay where you until something more convenient comes up.
 
#16
You can always rely on the Belgians and the Dutch to turn up and make a difference.

or

I'm bored of getting naked and fighting in the mud.

or

Go ahead - you can have my seat on that R&R flight.
 
#17
AFCO: Courses, yeah there are loads of them! You can do ANYTHING with the Army.

No hang on they actually say that......
 
#18
Ninja_Turtle said:
AFCO: Courses, yeah there are loads of them! You can do ANYTHING with the Army.

No hang on they actually say that......
and you fell for it..... :)
 

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#19
AFCO: Sports, don't worry you'll get as much time off for sports as you want.
 

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