Things you'll never hear 'Sir Paul' say...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by WEATHERMAN1956, Feb 7, 2005.

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  1. "Hey Ted, wanna go hunting next weekend?"


  2. "I swear! No one ever let me hear a tape of Linda singing!"



  3. "No, no weed for me thanks."


  4. "Who wants to see my lucky rabbit's foot?"

  5. "Brian Epstein was kinda cute."


  6. "Yeah John, you tell 'em! We're bigger than bleedin' Christ!"


  7. "Overdrawn at the bank again. I'll have to get Wings together & do a few gigs...maybe even the spam's Superbowl..."


  8. "...and then on the Japanese leg of our tour..."

  9. "Man, I sure wish I could do another album with Michael Jackson!"

  10. "Right now I'd kill for a nice, thick steak."


  11. "Hip hop you don't stop rockin' to the bang bang boogie the beat!"

  12. Dirt_Diver

    Dirt_Diver LE Moderator

    how bored are you?
  13. "I think I'll give Yoko a call and see what she's doing tonight."
  14. papa_lazaroo wrote:

    I'm sooo bored that I'm fill out my tax form using Roman Numerals.

    ...fill (shud be fill-ink...)