Things you would like to do to Lekta

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  1. FBW

    FBW Old-Salt


    Discuss :?:
  2. take her out for dinner, get her pissed and have a game of tiddly winks
  3. What she really doesn't want us to do .......... ignore her :!:
  4. Exactly. She's probably a complete moose anyway, why else would she become a jerno? Low self confidence and the need to pick at the faults of others safe behind the anonimity of the news print.
  5. Cutaway

    Cutaway LE Reviewer

    I've not seen all of Lekta's posts - yet. Is Lekta definitely a female ?

    From the crass statements I've read so far I realise that the individual is intellectually challenged, so I think we're pretty safe in assuming that it's a journo, but has he/she/it given any indication of gender ?
  6. Who cares, take her/him/it out, get them pissed and then dump them somewhere isolated with no clothes or money. Preferrably in Wales, probably get sha'gged by the locals! :p
  7. Not sure, just assumed from her arguments she was (female logic at its finest) and probably in 6th form.
  8. I saw some photos in the Daily Mirror the idea that gave me a good idea of what could be done to Lekta... :D
  9. Soldier_Why

    Soldier_Why LE Moderator

  10. Ok lets assume thats her; shag her? :D
  11. Not while looking at the face....... from behind maybe :)
  12. maybe he/she/it is "soldier c" and is a bit upset cos he/she/it wasn't the one being pissed on?
  13. Not even with yours, kind sir! :mrgreen:
  14. Id give it a go, wouldnt kiss her though!
  15. You're not fussy, then? :wink: