Things you wish you had never found out

#1
While listening to yet another Radio Five traffic report stuck in traffic was struck by the voice and apparent personality of the presenter one Helen Blaby. She sounds late twenties, blond, intelligent pretty much what we all dream of. I then made the fatal mistake of finding out more about her imagine my disapointment when from the Five Live website this appeared.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenters/blaby_biog.shtml


Should never have done it. Traffic jams will never be the same again.
 
#2
old_n_fat said:
While listening to yet another Radio Five traffic report stuck in traffic was struck by the voice and apparent personality of the presenter one Helen Blaby. She sounds late twenties, blond, intelligent pretty much what we all dream of. I then made the fatal mistake of finding out more about her imagine my disapointment when from the Five Live website this appeared.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenters/blaby_biog.shtml


Should never have done it. Traffic jams will never be the same again.
Look, there's no need for links like that. Think of the children.
 
#3
I was listening to londons Heart Fm, and have always thought that DJ Hariett Scott had a sexy voice. Seen a few photos of her, and shes not bad looking.

But Helen Blaby, lets just be grateful shes on the radio, not the TV!
 
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#4
Sweet jesus did you have to?

Cookie jar assistant indeed.............Put her off them for life?
Yeah looks like it!
 
#5
old_n_fat said:
While listening to yet another Radio Five traffic report stuck in traffic was struck by the voice and apparent personality of the presenter one Helen Blaby. She sounds late twenties, blond, intelligent pretty much what we all dream of. I then made the fatal mistake of finding out more about her imagine my disapointment when from the Five Live website this appeared.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenters/blaby_biog.shtml


Should never have done it. Traffic jams will never be the same again.
My eyeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssss I'm blinded!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
#6
old_n_fat said:
While listening to yet another Radio Five traffic report stuck in traffic was struck by the voice and apparent personality of the presenter one Helen Blaby. She sounds late twenties, blond, intelligent pretty much what we all dream of. I then made the fatal mistake of finding out more about her imagine my disapointment when from the Five Live website this appeared.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenters/blaby_biog.shtml


Should never have done it. Traffic jams will never be the same again.

Did she get the sack from the job at the Cookie Jar for scoffing all the cookies?
 
#8
She has a striking resemblance to my neighbour. I walked on to the balcony last Sunday to discover her wobbling about in her undies on her own balcony. Put me off my dinner. She had the good manners to scamper in and get dressed at least.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#10
Just have to close your eyes when doing it, and listen to her sweet voice whispering obscenities to you. And keep your eyes closed before and afterwards. Anyway, she might have a wonderful personality.
 
#11
I used to think the sexiest voice in the world was that of the Cadbury's Caramel bunny, until I found it came out of this:

 
#12
I alway wanted to know what if mate's younger sister was a good sh@g, I later found out and she bled all over my mothers new sofa (T O M), I could put up with that but it was hard telling my mate I got a dose of his little sister. (something I wished I'd never found out)

Ubique
 

B_AND_T

MIA
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#13
That my mum has a really hairy flange.
 

old_fat_and_hairy

LE
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#15
B_AND_T said:
That my mum has a really hairy flange.
It's not that bad, tastes sweet anyway.
 
#16
That the average person will eat 8 spiders while asleep in their life time.
Glad I shared that one.
 
#18
old_n_fat said:
While listening to yet another Radio Five traffic report stuck in traffic was struck by the voice and apparent personality of the presenter one Helen Blaby. She sounds late twenties, blond, intelligent pretty much what we all dream of. I then made the fatal mistake of finding out more about her imagine my disapointment when from the Five Live website this appeared.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenters/blaby_biog.shtml


Should never have done it. Traffic jams will never be the same again.
she's blonde, possibly intelligent.....well two out three aint bad OFnH, just keep your eyes closed. :x
 
#19
Rumpelstiltskin said:
I used to think the sexiest voice in the world was that of the Cadbury's Caramel bunny, until I found it came out of this:

Well I didnt think there was anything until I saw this post, im speachless!
 
#20
That everyone is born male and in the delivery room your mum and dad decided if they want a boy or girl. If it's a boy they leave things alone, if its a girl they chop off the offending apendage and push whatever's left back up inside.Fact.
 

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