Things you wish you had done but havent.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Sarge, Feb 17, 2006.

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  1. Well i don't know if this has been on here before but here goes anyway.

    All you need to do is write what you wish you had done.

    Here's mine :- Never signed out of the Army, then i could have done a few more tours and got more medals. "Oh the horror, the horror"
  2. Shot the wife the day i met her - would have been out of prison by now.
  3. The boss's wife
  4. with what ?????????
  5. Anyone wishing they had given more to charity, heres youre big chance to make things right!

    My Sister, raising money for cancer research. She set a target of £30 cause she didnt think anyone would bother. I will let ya know how she done!
    Anyone who knows of her will be well informed of her huge breats so go see the run if you can, just give some dosh. What a nice tip eh?
  6. Probably his engorged penis.
  7. Post some pics. That'll definately help with sponsorship. :D
  8. Right, sent £5 want a pic!!
  9. Obviously a typo, but is it "breasts" or "brats"?
  10. Punched the gobby fat section commander in the face for dragging me out the cab after 36 hours of driving with no sleep, because I'd nodded off at a set of lights.

    Edited, things you wish you HAD done, oops.
  11. sorry about that, is breasts. why go see the run for huge brats? plenty of them in town. There is a pic on the link but its only a headshot....(Wait for comments on that line)