Things you shouldn't do....

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mr_Fingerz, Aug 10, 2012.

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  1. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

  2. Wank.
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  3. Did you get caught out front of the local school again?
    Try to be more discreet next time.
  4. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    I'm so pleased that I put this in the Naafi.
  5. No matter how cold your hand grenades are never ever try to warm them up in the microwave.
  6. I'm not allowed there in term time now, not since the "unpleasantness".
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  7. I don't see a problem with this.
  8. Leave the curtains open.

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
  9. Self fisting.
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  10. wipe your dick on the curtains
  11. Ring your ex when pissed
  12. This is classic:
  13. From The Institute for the Scientific Study of Consciousness
    My bold, now that is dangerous.

    Religious nutter creepiness alert!
  14. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    The mugshots certainly don't make you think "Oh so he's a highly regarded academic, and she's an upright pillar of the community" either.