Things you Proffed, no names

#1
I think that as Sappers we have proffed a lot of kit along the way.
We have witnessed the trophies in the Corps mess silver, (all nicked with a few donated ) but not the same as "Fuk that looks nice, Im havin it".

I want to start with the RSME flag, there is more but that was the ultimate, it took me 18 years to get it but a fkin did.

Pin In
 
#3
Some burd from RHQ 39!!

Now I can't get rid of her......... :cry:
 

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#4
MakaPaka said:
Some burd from RHQ 39!!

Now I can't get rid of her......... :cry:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
#7
I once swiped a porn-comany branded ashtray from one of those w@nk-booth places in Germany. It was great until I got posted back to the UK and my mum found it in my kit...

A few years later I climbed up the medieval tower thing in the market square in Saffron Walden. The top bit of it came off in my hand and sat on my window-sill in Carver Barracks for the next couple of months. Now every time something like Time Team comes on TV, I feel slightly guilty that a monument that stood intact for 600 years in a lovely little town is now diffy it's tip thanks to a drunken Sapper...
 
#8
I once found a box labelled 'Officers Mess' sat in one of those wheeled trolly things the storemen had.

Inadvertantly I walked into it and wheeled it back to our block......doh!

Back in my room I opened it to find.................................wait for it.............................144 rolls of pink 'comfy bum'

There was literally shit on when they realised it was gone.

Our block was the only one without grease proof bog roll for a month!!!

UBIQUE
 
#9
Eager Beaver. Found lying around and unloved in Port San Carlos. Underslung on a Chinook to Kelly's Garden. REME fellas took the id numbers off and hey presto, our very own useful and much loved fork-lift.
Simples!
 
#10
If any of you Sapper types "proffed" a day sack from Glamoc in 1999 when you were leaving the place then Cheers you bastard, it had 60 rounds of 5.56 in the top that I went on CO's orders for!

I know it was one of you!!!!!!!!!!
 
#11
My 'mate' 'came across' an Engineers sqn flag from the Maze in 93, the sqn escapes though I believe it to be 23, the flag had a black horse on it.

A whole company of Welsh guards had their kit searched in an attempt to find it, to no avail, it was inside a Saxon engine cover.

It then spent the rest of our tour in the drivers accomodation of NHSM before we sent it back (I think).
 
#13
oscar1whisky said:
I'm tidying my shed over Christmas, so if anyone wants a Chieftain AVLB, let me know...
Stop shedding things, it's not big and clever.

Yours aye

Plant-Life's wife.
 
#14
I really would love to tell all of a wonderful prize that I may or may not have proffered sometime this year, but you never know who is reading this and I'm sure a certain unit probably heard no end about the possible item's possible disappearance and would love to get their hands on it (and me).

It does look very nice in my bedroom though.
 
#16
BK! said:
Eager Beaver. Found lying around and unloved in Port San Carlos. Underslung on a Chinook to Kelly's Garden. REME fellas took the id numbers off and hey presto, our very own useful and much loved fork-lift.
Simples!
parked up by the RAF police landrover you lot nicked by the same method.? :D
 
#17
Forks said:
I really would love to tell all of a wonderful prize that I may or may not have proffered sometime this year, but you never know who is reading this and I'm sure a certain unit probably heard no end about the possible item's possible disappearance and would love to get their hands on it (and me).

It does look very nice in my bedroom though.
So you 'proffed' something, but you cant admit to it, or what it is, or who tyou are. Why bother making the post in the first place then?

I am not believing you have the bollocks to do any sort of proffing, other than maybe the Padres Y-Fronts out of his back garden washing line.
 
#19
br9mp81 said:
BK! said:
Eager Beaver. Found lying around and unloved in Port San Carlos. Underslung on a Chinook to Kelly's Garden. REME fellas took the id numbers off and hey presto, our very own useful and much loved fork-lift.
Simples!
parked up by the RAF police landrover you lot nicked by the same method.? :D
tut, tut, its proffing not nicking, the RAFP LR was just a means of transport as was other unused and unloved transport at the time, including the CdrBIFI, wheels :)
 
#20
oscar1whisky said:
The_Snail said:
oscar1whisky said:
I'm tidying my shed over Christmas, so if anyone wants a Chieftain AVLB, let me know...
Stop shedding things, it's not big and clever.

Yours aye

Plant-Life's wife.
Painters in?
Liverpool are not playing at home, and if I was Plant-Life's wife I'd fucking pretend they were. For the rest of his life. :lol:

I'd then kill him and put him under the patio and pretend a big boy did it and ran away.
 

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