Random_Task said:fry bacon with no clothes on.
Eggs for me. Woke up the next day, hungover to feck and wondered what all those painful red burn marks were doing down my front.
Fall asleep on the doorstep pished...in winter.
Come in pished, wake the missus up trying to get clothes off, falling asleep nekkid but with your keks around your ankles. She got up, took the quilt and went and slept in the living room, not before opening the window wide...again in winter.
Seeing how far a bungee will actually stretch over a cam net and wondering why you come to on your back with a big lump on your head.