Things you never hear on TOA

Discussion in 'Int Corps' started by CrapSpy, May 1, 2006.

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  1. Here's a few:

    'I tell you what, even though they have got the old Brigade flash on, those maps will be fine. Let's not waste any paper'.

    'You know, the previous Brigade had this fairly swept up, there's no need to change that FRAGO'.

    'Those old notice boards are OK where they are'.

    'The office is bound to get dirty, let's not spend too much time tidying up'.

    'It will be a real ball ache re-arranging the Ops room'.

    'Those new TA watchkeepers are great!'

    'The INSTUM format is fine'.

    Any more for any more?
  2. Sorry, forgot one:

    'Let's not re-invent the wheel here'.
  3. Sounds very familiar!

    Were any of those Brigade symbols either a green triangle with a 1, or a black rat per chance? :roll:
  4. I'm going to regret asking this, they say there's no such thing as a bone question, but.........

    What is a TOA?
  5. Transfer of Authority

    Prepares for wah.
  6. Somthing to do with the formation of new units????
  7. Lets not bother the lads and leave the paintwork in the colours of the previous unit.
  8. "It's only grass...Of course you can walk on it"
  9. "Intelligence suggests that the previous Bde did a Sterling job and all of the nasty men have gone home. Op tour has been shortend so everyone go and get a sun tan quick"
  10. No the roads do not need sweeping again

  11. along the same line......

    'Prince Charles will realise we're in the middle of the desert, we will not sweep the roads'
  12. "The new unit will be fully staffed, fully equipt with brand new, working equipment"

    There's a pig.......
  13. How about...

    "No it's alright, we won't move all the equipment, desks, computers, filing cabinets, chairs and the entire world down the corridor so that we will be in close proximity to G3. That would be silly!"

  14. G3 Ops and the Chief of Stress will remain calm at all times, and treat everyone humanely.
  15. Everything is fine where it is!