Things you have no use for, but still want.

[TamH70]

I don’t know about sick with envy. Nice collection, though. Apart from two Gibson Les Pauls and two Fender Strats, my other guitars are single versions. I don’t really see the point of having multiple copies of the same guitar. It also makes it easier to justify them to Madam: “I haven’t got one of those...” when a new guitar appears. If half a dozen Les Pauls appeared it would be a different story.

By the way, she has warned me not to mention her collection of scarves on here (oops!). She can’t pass a shop or market stall with a scarf on display without buying at least one. She’s got dozens, if not hundreds, but apparently they don’t count because she ‘needs’ them all.

Be honest, you've hooked up with the most famous scarf collector of them all, Stevie Nicks, her out of Fleetwood Mac, haven't you?

 

[ColdWarWorrier]

Be honest, you've hooked up with the most famous scarf collector of them all, Stevie Nicks, her out of Fleetwood Mac, haven't you?

I wish.

(Good job Mrs CWW doesn’t view this site.)

 

[Fang_Farrier]

 

[CptDanjou]

What's that, then?

I think it's a machine gun.

 

[theoriginalphantom]

What's that, then?

An egg BBQing device?

 

[06FA56Paderborn]

What's that, then?

Has Lucy Lawless got one and if so is it on display?

 

[vvaannmmaann]

What's that, then?

A weapon favoured by those indulging in computer generated war simulation games.
Obviously ,no such weapon ever existed, such is the power and might with which it smites your enemies, their heavy armour, their ships at sea, their fast jets - it could never exist in the real world.
It also emboldens the user and gives them an incredible sense of invulnerability.
In the real world, it's very existence would have been banned by The United Nations.

 

[maguire]

Has Lucy Lawless got one and if so is it on display?

lucy who?

 

[re-stilly]

A new car, the one I have has nothing wrong with it and is under 4 years old but got this itch to change it.
Wife, the wise one in this union says why buy a new one when we can't go anywhere . She is right of course but the itch is still there

I prescribe 8 hours of XHamster..that should remove any itch...or might introduce a few new ones.

 

[Drazyl]

Drills / power tools are the most desirable thing you want but have no use for ? I`d have thought one of these would have been at the top of most lists ...
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What is it?





























runs away.

 

[beefer]

Strangely I liked that chainsaw because it is small and compact. i’d never be tempted by a big chainsaw, those things will have your fücking legs off.

With your luck you’d drop it on your wrist.

 

[Walter_Ego]

I once bought a trumpet in Netto, on the basis that twice in my life I've been told I have "good lips for the trumpet", and I had been listening to a lot of Bert Camp Fart.

Is it possible you may have misunderstood the gentlemen in question?

 

[LeoRoverman]

A new car, the one I have has nothing wrong with it and is under 4 years old but got this itch to change it.
Wife, the wise one in this union says why buy a new one when we can't go anywhere . She is right of course but the itch is still there

Mate of mine succumbed to the Itch and bought a Tesla. He now realises what a waste of time it was since he's only driven it once and Mrs tends to use it for shopping

 

[olafthered]

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Tidying up in garage today.

Have not been in BAOR since 1995.

Is it time to put a new plug on it?

Just get an adapter.

 

[ancienturion]

Just get an adapter.

That's right. Confuse us with sense and facts.

 

[Fang_Farrier]

Just remembered log splitter, I want a log splitter,

 

[AdminVortex]

I think it's a machine gun.

Can't be.
It's not green.

 

[TamH70]

Just remembered log splitter, I want a log splitter,

I want one of those Bricky things. I blame Tommy Walsh.

https://bricky.com/

I don't know what I'd do with it. Can you make a bed-frame out of bricks and wooden pallets?

 

[theoriginalphantom]

Just remembered log splitter, I want a log splitter,

this type?

or this?


or this?

 

[Fang_Farrier]

this type?

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or this?

I have axes.

Lots of axes.