Things You Don't Want To Hear When Regaining Consciousness

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. "I don't know what it is, but hurry up and pack it in ice."
    "Hey Charlie, unzip the bag on that one, he's still moving."
    "Blink once for 'yes'".
    "What do you mean we have the wrong patient?"
    "Why is there a tag on his toe?"
    "Do you think he can hear us?"
    "I didn't even know a human could bend that way."
    "I'm sorry, we must not have used enough anesthesia. Just relax now. We'll be done in a jiffy."
    "Hold the patient still, we've almost pried it open."
    "Did the doctor know he would look like that afterward?"
    "Of course I've performed this operation before, nurse!"
    "Nurse, make sure you're getting all this down. It'll make a great 'ER' script."