Things you dont want to hear from your wife

Fang_Farrier

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#1
"My period's quite late. Either it's the menopause or I'm pregnant."

Wrong thing to tell me when I'm browsing on here after a glass or two of Wolf Blass
 
#3
Fang_Farrier said:
"My period's quite late. Either it's the menopause or I'm pregnant."

Wrong thing to tell me when I'm browsing on here after a glass or two of Wolf Blass
Thought this was going to be along the lines of "YOU get in the kitchen you fat fuck", but yours is more hilarious :D
 
#4
Don't worry. It's not yours.
 
#7
#13
"Fine"
 
#16
"Oh, by the way, I didnt want to say before now, but im Chubb"

Or

"Darling, you know the other night when we made love, and you had a split condom on your penis when you withdrew?, well it wasnt yours"
 
#17
Hey! they're not the knickers you went out in earlier. :? :? :?
 

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