Things you dont want to hear from your wife

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Fang_Farrier, Feb 12, 2010.

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  1. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    "My period's quite late. Either it's the menopause or I'm pregnant."

    Wrong thing to tell me when I'm browsing on here after a glass or two of Wolf Blass
  2. "Smudge does that better than you"
  3. Thought this was going to be along the lines of "YOU get in the kitchen you fat fuck", but yours is more hilarious :D
  4. Don't worry. It's not yours.
  5. See my reply ;)
  6. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    I'm a lesbian dominatrix..
  7. Can I watch??
  8. Me too ;)
  9. I don't know if you're right there :twisted:
  10. "That's the car to take us to Jeremy Kyle's studio. He'll explain it all when we're there....."
  11. Remember you wanted to try anal sex? Well tonight's the night, I've bought a strap on.
  12. Oh my, you are nearly as big as my first black boyfriend. :(
  13. msr

    msr LE

  14. Don`t hurry home sweetheart, John Terry`s keeping me company!!!
  15. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I've just fanny farted a basketball teams man batter all over the patio.......... hoover it up with your mouth or I'll knife the dog.