Things you don't get ....... but everyone else does

Did del boys wife start off in porn or am I confusing her with someone who looked remarkably like her?
The couple in happier times.
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(PS In OFAH, Raquel had been a strippergram in a previous life.Maybe that's what you were thinking of?)
 
Only Fools And Horses. It wasn't funny or original, the characters weren't "lovable" and yet people who should know better fawn over it - particularly when one of the cast karks it - as if it were the modern equivalent of Shakespeare, when it was simply the BBC sneering at the working class through the tired and hackneyed formula of "sitcom". Even its most "hilarious clip" owes everything to Buster Keaton's gags sixty years earlier.
Mods, can we have a new icon added please? One that looks like a clenched fist, but with the tip of the thumb resting over the end of the fingernail on the middle finger. Then, with the power of modern technology, make the whole structure pivot back and forth from the wrist.

I feel that a number of posters would be given quite a few of these symbols, as evidenced by the above post.

Selecting one such icon would be much quicker than typing out the six individual letters concerned.
 
Mods, can we have a new icon added please? One that looks like a clenched fist, but with the tip of the thumb resting over the end of the fingernail on the middle finger. Then, with the power of modern technology, make the whole structure pivot back and forth from the wrist.

I feel that a number of posters would be given quite a few of these symbols, as evidenced by the above post.

Selecting one such icon would be much quicker than typing out the six individual letters concerned.
Like this but moving?

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Mods, can we have a new icon added please? One that looks like a clenched fist, but with the tip of the thumb resting over the end of the fingernail on the middle finger. Then, with the power of modern technology, make the whole structure pivot back and forth from the wrist.

I feel that a number of posters would be given quite a few of these symbols, as evidenced by the above post.

Selecting one such icon would be much quicker than typing out the six individual letters concerned.

It's not an icon, but it sums you up nicely.

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It's not an icon, but it sums you up nicely.

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That's original.

Did you think of that all by yourself or did someone implant the idea like a seed blowing into the well-rotted manure of your brain?
 
That's original.

Did you think of that all by yourself or did someone implant the idea like a seed blowing into the well-rotted manure of your brain?

Dunno mate.

It just pops up when angry old farts on the internet forgot their place.
 
Dunno mate.

It just pops up when angry old farts on the internet forgot their place.
Having said that, at least we manage to maintain a consistent form for our verbs, and so, one might even argue that our place is educating buffoons like you.

I wonder whether you are a dim-wit, a half-wit, or just pain witless.
 
Having said that, at least we manage to maintain a consistent form for our verbs, and so, one might even argue that our place is educating buffoons like you.

I wonder whether you are a dim-wit, a half-wit, or just pain witless.

I'll take "Pain Witless" for $5 please Bob.
 

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Having said that, at least we manage to maintain a consistent form for our verbs, and so, one might even argue that our place is educating buffoons like you.

I wonder whether you are a dim-wit, a half-wit, or just pain witless.
I'll take "Pain Witless" for $5 please Bob.
Bell's, Hartman's, McKean's or Skitt's law, take your pick.
 
I enjoy the program, like all others it made me laugh, nothing more. It done exactly as it said on the tin, "COMEDY" (I'm very easy to please) :p

late edit:- I never was a cockney, i am- was a Londoner, now up here in middle England.

Cockney:- Perceived description. Anyone born within the sound of St Mary-le-bow church bells in cheapside, Within the 7 gates of the city of london,..... the square mile.

Aldgate
Aldersgate
Bishopsgate.
Cripplegate.
Moorgate.
Newgate.
Ludgate.
"Every days a school day on Arrse" ;)
While your assertation that the 'perceived description' about people being born within the sound of bow bells are Cockneys is correct the rest, as it often does, turns into utter bollox, the 7 gates of London were put in place by the Romans when they walled the city of London, St Mary Le Bow was originally built in, I believe, the 11th century and rebuilt in the 17th century after the great fire of London, now, even had the church existed when the Romans walled the city the walls wouldn't have been enough to stop the sound of the bells carrying for great distances, again I believe that the sounds were known to carry up to about 5 miles away, way beyond the extremes of the "7 gates" so people born in say Stratford east London would have been classed as Cockneys if you take "within the sound" as the accepted measure.

Still as you say 'every day is a school day' on arrse
 
While your assertation that the 'perceived description' about people being born within the sound of bow bells are Cockneys is correct the rest, as it often does, turns into utter bollox, the 7 gates of London were put in place by the Romans when they walled the city of London, St Mary Le Bow was originally built in, I believe, the 11th century and rebuilt in the 17th century after the great fire of London, now, even had the church existed when the Romans walled the city the walls wouldn't have been enough to stop the sound of the bells carrying for great distances, again I believe that the sounds were known to carry up to about 5 miles away, way beyond the extremes of the "7 gates" so people born in say Stratford east London would have been classed as Cockneys if you take "within the sound" as the accepted measure.

Still as you say 'every day is a school day' on arrse
When the legend becomes fact, print the legend. ;)
 

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Feet. Nasty, horrible things. I don't care who they're attached to.

They even have a sizeable fetish following. How weird is that? An otherwise absorbing and educational artistic film will be absolutely ruined beyond redemption for me if any of the a participants start sucking toes.

Or when your partner says (as many women are wont to do), "Give me a foot rub, hun".

Fcuk off! I'd sooner press burning coals into my eyes. You must really hate me.
 
Feet. Nasty, horrible things. I don't care who they're attached to.

They even have a sizeable fetish following. How weird is that? An otherwise absorbing and educational artistic film will be absolutely ruined beyond redemption for me if any of the a participants start sucking toes.

Or when your partner says (as many women are wont to do), "Give me a foot rub, hun".

Fcuk off! I'd sooner press burning coals into my eyes. You must really hate me.
You won't like this then?

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