THINGS YOU CAN SELL ON E-BAY

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Dale the snail, Jun 10, 2004.

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  1. After all the furore about wide mouth frog buying stuff off e-bay, there was a thing in the paper today about what you can sell on e-bay.

    You will never guess what are the only animals that can be sold on there!
     
  2. Sheep? No, fleas??
     
  3. I KNOW! I KNOW! I KNOW!

    I have insider information,
    what's the answer worth? :wink:
     
  4. Kick in the tits.
     
  5. from you?
    who'd hold your hand?
     
  6. And my god, he would need someone to hold his hand..........

    He would get lost in there :lol:
     
  7. They DO have planning permission you know!
     
  8. They need it!

    Did you get the Shiraz? :roll:
     
  9. 1 Shiraz, 2 Chenin Blanc, both KWV, South African but nice, 6 Stella and 3 menu's......
    Anything else dahling?
     
  10. Yes Dahling. Some white stilettos and a tattoo.
     
  11. Any cheese?
     
  12. And I will need some tropical fish.

    Pants - I gave one of the answers away!
     
  13. tattoo, done, white stilettos, i think NOT! 8O
     
  14. No cheese, it soaks up the alcohol.......

    are you sniffing your undies again Gunny?
     
  15. I don't wear undies BBC. A girdle is more important.