Things you can only say at xmas...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by DrStealth, Dec 18, 2005.

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  1. ...and get away with!

    1. I prefer breasts to legs.
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!
    4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!
    5. I've never seen a better spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
    10. Don't play with your meat.
    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.
    12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!
    14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    15. How long will it take after you put it in?
    16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.
    18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!
    19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning.
    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!
    21. I do like a good stuffing.
  2. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Your chat-up lines leave a lot to be desired :cry:
  3. I think you've answered your own post completely on your own!
  4. Hmmmm, There are so many possibilities....

    Can I have some of that white stuff on my pudding please?

    Just squirt it on top and spread it about a bit.

    NO! I told you I don't want stuffing.

    I will eat his sausage if you don't want it.

    Mine is all warm and moist.
  5. ... pass the sprouts
  6. Minicabs are double price today...Salam aleikam

  7. You will, in about 8 hours. But first you must expel all the combustable gas.

    Happy crimbo.
  8. Dr Stealth,Are you any relation to Finbar Saunders (VIZ) by any chance.?????
  9. Or, my favourite:

    "Go on, shag me, it is Christmas after all!"
  10. If you hold the legs apart, I'll shove it in with my fist