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  1. 1. Talk about huge, firm, delicious, succulent, inviting breasts!
    2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
    3. It's Cool Whip time!
    4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
    5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!
    6. I'm in the mood for dark meat.
    7. Are you ready for seconds yet?
    8. Seconds? I can handle thirds, maybe even fourths!
    9. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
    10. Just pull the skin back, try the end of it and see how you like it!
    11. Just wait your turn, you'll get some.
    12. Don't play with your meat.
    13. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
    14. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
    15. There will be enough for everyone to get stuffed three of four times!
    16. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
    17. You still have a little bit on your chin.
    18. How long will it take after you stick it in?
    19. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
    20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
    21. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
    22. How long do I beat it before it's ready?
    23. Oh please, can I have just a little nibble?
  2. Before the turkey enters the dining room: "I'm dying to get your bird on the table"

    Going to church's christmas dinner: "Vicar! Your meat is bigger than the one you gave me last year"

    OK - the words 'on' 'coat' 'get' 'me' is apt now :roll: :roll: