Things you can only say at Christmas

Discussion in 'The Lamp and Sandbag II - The Tall Story Strikes B' started by meridian, Dec 22, 2008.

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  1. meridian

    meridian LE Good Egg (charities)

    This is a blatant rip from another web site but thought it pretty funny

    1: I prefer breasts to legs.

    2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

    3: Smother the butter all over the breasts.

    4: If I don’t undo my trousers, I’ll burst!

    5: I’ve never seen a better spread!

    6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change.

    7: Are you ready for seconds yet?

    8: It’s a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

    9: Just wait your turn, you’ll get some!

    10: Don’t play with your meat!

    11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

    12: Do you think you’ll be able to handle all these people at once?

    13: I didn’t expect everyone to come at the same time!

    14: You still have a little bit on your chin.

    15: How long will it take after you put it in.

    16: You’ll know it’s ready when it pops up.

    17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

    18: That’s the biggest bird I’ve ever had!

    19: I’ve been gobbling nuts all morning.

    20: Wow, I didn’t think I could handle all that and still want more.
     
  2. Can we clarify an important point here?

    Is this things you can say at Christmas and get away with or just suggestions for the playlist of Emperor Mong's new Christmas album... "Office Party"

    Including favorites like -

    "d'yh know ah've allus fancied you"
    "F'kin hate this job"
    "Who is gonna find out"
    "What CCTV camera"

    And hits like


    "Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh"
    "MY OFFICE, 02/01"
    "The copier company isn't covered for handling "biological" waste"