This is a blatant rip from another web site but thought it pretty funny 1: I prefer breasts to legs. 2: Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 3: Smother the butter all over the breasts. 4: If I donât undo my trousers, Iâll burst! 5: Iâve never seen a better spread! 6: I fancy a little dark meat for a change. 7: Are you ready for seconds yet? 8: Itâs a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 9: Just wait your turn, youâll get some! 10: Donât play with your meat! 11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go. 12: Do you think youâll be able to handle all these people at once? 13: I didnât expect everyone to come at the same time! 14: You still have a little bit on your chin. 15: How long will it take after you put it in. 16: Youâll know itâs ready when it pops up. 17: Just pull the end and wait for the bang. 18: Thatâs the biggest bird Iâve ever had! 19: Iâve been gobbling nuts all morning. 20: Wow, I didnât think I could handle all that and still want more.