Title says it all really. I'm belatedly making the leap into the world of higher education, cheap(ish) SU drinks, easy student ladies and oh so easily offended right on lecturers! So what can't I do there that I'd get away with in the mob? So far I've been told by others: 1. Mercilessly winding up lefties from day one is seen as a bit rude. 2. Losing control of all three orifices in the middle of the student union and being proud of it is seemingly not the done thing. 3. Likewise, shouting "naked bar!" and proceding to get nekkid is frowned upon. 4 Performing any of the suggestions in the "things to do in the block" thread in student halls will wind up with me homeless in pretty short order. Any other ideas chaps?