Ark Royal is coming back to her birthplace on the Tyne, before being carted off to the knackers yard. Me and Posh Bird and some of our chums have been invited aboard for pink gin and some old chat from the sailors who sail her. None of us have much experience around Jolly Jack Tar types. One of me Uncles served on a Corvette and Posh Bird went a bit pink when sailors were mentioned, but I love her so I didnt push it. I appeal to the NAAFI for amusing bon mots, what might amuse the sailors. Apart from "Hello sailor. New in town?" Obviously. I thought "Nice boat".