Things to do in Manchester when youve got one leg

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  1. Hey all,
    having returned from the 'stan earlier today after having recieved an injury, and being a bit bored being sat around, thought i'd ask for some suggestion of things to keep me entertained while i wait for rehab to start.

    I'm stuck on crutches for the time being, so i'm not too mobile as it takes me a while to get around, and i can't drive my car, so i thought i'd turn to the wisdon of arrse for some suggestions.

    Any (sensible) suggestions would be greatly appreciated

    Thanks in advance
    -Crow bag
  2. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    Sorry to hear that mate and I hope you get better soon.

    Next time get your drill sorted out and the Razman won't let one loose at you ;)

    BTW - you stil owe me a beer from the Christmas drinkies :D

  3. Well done for taking one for the team Crow, you still have two hands I take it?

    Start w@nking mate, nothing else for it.
  4. You might join us in a moment of silence to remember the little girl who has died in Manchester this evening, from a gunshot wound to the head - apparently inflicted by another youngster who was playing with a pistol. :x

    Then we shall give thanks for your deliverance - as you should, too.

    Well done the Guards! 8)

    You will be up and at 'em again before long.

    Get well soon! :D
  5. What about swimming - can you go in the water or will that affect your wound - probably a daft question. Just it's good for the old mood and for your upper body too!

    All the best x
  6. Work on the whole cover-from-view/cover-from-fire dilemna?

    Or just drink lots and lots of Boddies. Mmmmmm, Boddies....

    Get well soon, mate.
  7. Hope everything goes well with your Rehab. Take it easy youve deserved it.
  8. Well done you for changing the thread heading!

    Chill out - you've done well, and just be thankful.

    Plenty of swimming (if MO allows) - and buckets of Boddingtons.

    Very best of luck, mate!!
  9. Sorry to hear about your injury mate.

    I’d work on my drinking stamina if I were you, if you fall over you can blame it on the crutches :D
  10. Hope you recover soon . Never mind walking - get some beers down your neck !! If there was any justice, you shouldnt have to buy a single round yourself.
  11. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I seem to recall that those skills were quite well sorted.

    And there is a young American lassie that still remembers you two ;)
  12. I was going to have an arrse kicking party on saturday round me pad in Salford.....I can tear up your invite now!

    Get yer arrse round to the Trafford centre in a wheelchair and see how many chavs toes you can take off.

    Get well soon Grenadier.
  13. Outstanding !!!! :D
  14. You could offer to show her your rusty bullet wound :D
  15. Considering how she reacted to the hairy nipple questioning I think it would be quite funny to ask :D