things to do in asda when u r bored

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  1. 14 things a man can do at Asda while his wife/girlfriend is taking her time:

    01. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.
    02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5
    minute intervals.
    03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies
    toilet.

    04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares...' and see what happens.

    05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on credit.
    06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department? and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

    08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

    09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

    0. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

    11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from mission Impossible.

    12. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: >> >"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

    13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

    And last but not least:

    14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... then yell
    loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
     
  2. Not too bad...
     
  3. Wicked :twisted:
     
  4. most of them are worth trying !.