Things to do at work.....instead of working?

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  1. Please give me some hints as to what i can do in work, as my job is shi*e and i need to do something other than clock watching :?
  2. Spend all day on arrse? Walk around different departments with a clipboard getting people to sign a blank piece of paper? Have meetings about meetings that happened months ago.
  3. Fang_Farrier

    Fang_Farrier LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    erotic fantasies?
  4. I thought about going for a wnak, but someone has stuck the bogs out!!!! And the sections is getting ready for a royal visit
  5. stuck = stunk
  6. bogs will stink even more after the royal visit
  7. Eat lots of brownies..... Then you won't have a problem how to waste time at work; it'll take you all day to get from your desk to the photocopier and back!!!

  8. Make weapons out of office stationary or why not play hide and seek.
  9. Basing important life changing decisions on wether or not a paper ball gets in the bin from 5 yards!!!
  10. Abuse all your colleagues and wait until they go running to your manager whining about how horrible you are, should keep you busy for a few days, bloody civvies you cant say fcuk all without them taking offence.... :roll: