Civvy Scum
MIA
All this vege/vegan/allergy* bollocks.
*fussy, look at me bastards.
Middle son's wedding earlier this year, there were veges, vegans and some bint with an allergy to mushrooms. Or was it onions? The ******* about with the caterers getting things sorted was unbelievable.
Daughters getting wed next year and a good 20% of the guests are fussy bastards. Lesson learned and it's a buffet for this bash, the twats can eat what they want or starve for all I care.
When we got wed back in '86 it was tomato soup for starters, roast beef, yorkshire pud, roast spuds (done in goose fat), 2 other veg, onion gravy and a choice of dessert. Unbelievably none of the guests died, were paralyzed, had some sort of seizure or complained about the FREE FOOD that was provided for them.
*fussy, look at me bastards.
Middle son's wedding earlier this year, there were veges, vegans and some bint with an allergy to mushrooms. Or was it onions? The ******* about with the caterers getting things sorted was unbelievable.
Daughters getting wed next year and a good 20% of the guests are fussy bastards. Lesson learned and it's a buffet for this bash, the twats can eat what they want or starve for all I care.
When we got wed back in '86 it was tomato soup for starters, roast beef, yorkshire pud, roast spuds (done in goose fat), 2 other veg, onion gravy and a choice of dessert. Unbelievably none of the guests died, were paralyzed, had some sort of seizure or complained about the FREE FOOD that was provided for them.