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Things that irritate me

what irritates me?
women of late twenties early thirties in SUVs arrogant bitches of the first water,
what is wrong with having a car? at least you may be in with a slim chance of being able to reverse it.
 
Releasing a botty cough while dropping the keks then having to smell the toxic cloud when you sit down on the bog.

(if it's just me - MODS please delete this post)
 
Masterchef programs in general, some smuck who's trained to be a Gordon Bennett chef, who puts on a plate or plank of wood (??) some arty piece of food. It's then presented to 4 pretentious prats, who then have the audacity to pull it to pieces and slag it off.
 
People who walk or drive while on their cell phone.

Yesterday I was in a large car park next to a bright shiny white SUV. While I was getting in my car, I noticed the owner of the SUV approach her vehicle. She got in the back seat and remained there for a few seconds before getting out and taking her seat behind the wheel. And she was going to be on the road?

How fucking distracted can one person be?
 
People who walk or drive while on their cell phone.

Yesterday I was in a large car park next to a bright shiny white SUV. While I was getting in my car, I noticed the owner of the SUV approach her vehicle. She got in the back seat and remained there for a few seconds before getting out and taking her seat behind the wheel. And she was going to be on the road?

How ******* distracted can one person be?
I don't know how I can agree any more, as a truck driver, I've seen some of the most stupid things, done on the road by people who insist on texting, while behind the wheel. It really does begger believe sometimes.
 
what irritates me?
women of late twenties early thirties in SUVs arrogant bitches of the first water,
what is wrong with having a car? at least you may be in with a slim chance of being able to reverse it.
Problem is mate, many of them drive these things financed by pot bellied sugar daddies ever so grateful for the bints' asses & tits and as yet non wizard sleeved intake manifolds.
They do not need brains, in fact it is a prerequisite they are as thick as Grannie's mince.
 
I don't know how I can agree any more, as a truck driver, I've seen some of the most stupid things, done on the road by people who insist on texting, while behind the wheel. It really does begger believe sometimes.
I see media reports that some police agencies are hitting the road in semi tractors to spot exactly the same idiots you have described. Good hunting, I say.
 
Problem is mate, many of them drive these things financed by pot bellied sugar daddies ever so grateful for the bints' asses & tits and as yet non wizard sleeved intake manifolds.
They do not need brains, in fact it is a prerequisite they are as thick as Grannie's mince.
I have heard it said that the car market is now saturated, people are loathe to part with 20 grand only to see it devalue overnight, so they have now (the dealers) come up with the scheme to entice the chavs and the lower earners to get a SUV £100.00 down and £200 a month for the rest of your life, all very well untill after month three you find the payments not being met, so the vehicle is reclaimed and off to the auction it goes, but the original debt is still there, the new "sub prime fiasco" because the country is drowning in debt from the section of community that shouldn't have been given the loans in the first place.
 
Those that wear a tie with a short sleeved shirt, cunts, only those that work in fast food outlets do that, cunts, if your going to wear a tie with a short sleeved shirt then fuck of and work in McDonalds, don’t walk into my office wearing one, CUNTS
 
Now the problem with your goat stuff, you know the goats cheese, goats milk.
Your actual problem with all that type of stuff is, oh and goats meat.
Your problem is

IT TASTES OF ******* GOAT!!!
 
Gravy granules.

When slumming it & using gravy granules to make gravy I find it best to add the requisite amount of water to a jug & gradually add granules stirring constantly. This ensures you get the right amount of gravy at the correct consistency & no lumps.

Unless you're any woman I've ever lived with.

Without fail it's tip half the packet into the jug without considering how much gravy is required, then add boiling water to the mix which turns into a thick lumpy sludge that requires so much additional water you end up with 8 litres of beef blancmange with lumps in it. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

As for people who put the milk in with a teabag BEFORE adding hot water. . . . . . When I establish my Reich they'll be the first ones hanging from piano wire.
 
Those that wear a tie with a short sleeved shirt, cunts, only those that work in fast food outlets do that, cunts, if your going to wear a tie with a short sleeved shirt then fuck of and work in McDonalds, don’t walk into my office wearing one, CUNTS
You must get very shirty (SWIDT?!) with the pilots of your aircraft when off on your travels ;)
 
As for people who put the milk in with a teabag BEFORE adding hot water. . . . . . When I establish my Reich they'll be the first ones hanging from piano wire.
Teabags.... tchh.... loose leaf tea every time. I'd forgotten how good it was until a couple of years ago. If there's two or more of you, then the usual prewarmed teapot, but if it's just for one get one of these.

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Just as convenient as a teabag.

Teabag tea just tastes stale and insipid by comparison. I don't buy them at all any more. The only minus point is that there is never much of a selection of leaf teas on the supermarket shelves - usually two or three... tops (discounters like Lidl don't stock it at all). But the few they do stock are so much better than anything available in a bag. There's always specialist suppliers if you want to be a complete tea snob.
 
Teabags.... tchh.... loose leaf tea every time. I'd forgotten how good it was until a couple of years ago. If there's two or more of you, then the usual prewarmed teapot, but if it's just for one get one of these.

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Just as convenient as a teabag.

Teabag tea just tastes stale and insipid by comparison. I don't buy them at all any more. The only minus point is that there is never much of a selection of leaf teas on the supermarket shelves - usually two or three... tops (discounters like Lidl don't stock it at all). But the few they do stock are so much better than anything available in a bag. There's always specialist suppliers if you want to be a complete tea snob.
I’m sure I saw Something like that in Ann Summers, I meant I’m sure a friend of mine saw something like that in Ann Summers
 
Blue fucking badge holders.

Now I recognise that some people through no fault of their own are disabled and require transport and many are considerate sensible road users.

Quite where these people live I don't know as I've yet to meet one who doesn't feel the need to abandon their car on double yellows without thinking that the DYL may be there for a reason and similarly feel the need to use up the parent and child bays at any given supermarket as their bays are slightly further away, not facing Mecca, the wrong colour, not in the shade or whatever reason they use to justify their actions.

They then have the nerve to look somewhat aghast when a reasonable person who is unable to use the bay for its intended purpose, or indeed hasn't been able too in the past, points out to them that (obviously having to raise their voice as they are inclusive and worried that the disabled person may have impaired hearing)

'You cant fucking move for kids in that car can you!!'

Cunts.
 
People who choose to have children and then expect society to provide special parking spaces for them at supermarkets because their retarded fucking progeny can't get out of their Renault Espacker without trashing every other vehicle en route to having their badly-trained vermin run riot throughout the store.

Cunts.
 

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