Things that irritate me

[CrashTestDummy]

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Morrisons Home Delivery. Spot the mistake.

Thank heavens for a well-equipped workshop.

Good taste!

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

Good taste!

Sadly, with age, I have lost my taste for whisky and whiskey.

Luckily himself, having a Scottish father, manages to cover my whisky drinking responsibilities.

 

[wheel]

And let me welcome you all to 'What have I cooked'.

Are we off topic again ?. Its a good job your favorite mod is on holiday

 

[slipperman]

I’ve just watched a report on the News about the threat to Birds and Marine life from discarded Covid face coverings.
We really are a race of ignorant twats sometimes.

 

[single malt]

I’ve just watched a report on the News about the threat to Birds and Marine life from discarded Covid face coverings.
We really are a race of ignorant twats sometimes.
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Gearing up for avian flu

 

[CrashTestDummy]

Are we off topic again ?. Its a good job your favorite mod is on holiday

For a young man he's very grumpy, isn't he?

 

[EddieVDog]

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Morrisons Home Delivery. Spot the mistake.

Thank heavens for a well-equipped workshop.

doesn't stop you opening the bottle, gives it that ' £10 off Kev the crackhead' look

 

[Issi]

Why is there always someone on your course who won’t bloody shut up?

I’ve just spent all day at a mini conference which covered a new system for work, and there was one bloke who asked banal questions all day long.

“Excuse me, where do we put the photos now?”
“Can you see the box on the left of the screen that says Photos. They go in there”

“How do we add Notes onto the new system?”
“Sigh, I know we covered this before the coffee break, but can you see the box on the left of the screen, just above the Photos box that says Notes?They go in there”



And on and on.
There’s always one on every course!

 

[Diogenes' limp]

The BBC's descent into tabloidesque headlines

Isn't more action the problem?

 

[EddieVDog]

Why is there always someone on your course who won’t bloody shut up?

I’ve just spent all day at a mini conference explaining a new system for work, and there was one bloke who asked banal questions all day long.

“Excuse me, where do we put the photos now?”
“Can you see the box on the left of the screen that says Photos. They go in there”

“How do we add Notes onto the new system?”
“Sigh, I know we covered this before the coffee break, but can you see the box on the left of the screen, just above the Photos box that says Notes?They go in there”



And on and on.
There’s always one on every course!

my 'favourite' is the mong who, when the instructor says 'that's it unless anyone has anymore questions', asks a fcuking question...........

 

[CaptainRidiculous]

The BBC's descent into tabloidesque headlines

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Isn't more action the problem?

aah yes.
The reason why AIDS was considered a gay Disease during the 80s was because the gay chaps were indulging in drug-fuelled orgies involving multiple partners, dangerous sexual practices, and taking no precautions.
Lessons learned? None, it seems

 

[lokiuk]

aah yes.
The reason why AIDS was considered a gay Disease during the 80s was because the gay chaps were indulging in drug-fuelled orgies involving multiple partners, dangerous sexual practices, and taking no precautions.
Lessons learned? None, it seems

And dyslexics were worried about catching HGV

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

And dyslexics were worried about catching HGV

But Lucozade cured it.

'Lucozade aids recovery' being their advertising campaign for years up to the time someone pointed this out to them

 

[Issi]

my 'favourite' is the mong who, when the instructor says 'that's it unless anyone has anymore questions', asks a fcuking question...........

At 1659 on a Friday afternoon!

 

[Issi]

aah yes.
The reason why AIDS was considered a gay Disease during the 80s was because the gay chaps were indulging in drug-fuelled orgies involving multiple partners, dangerous sexual practices, and taking no precautions.
Lessons learned? None, it seems

There was an expert on the radio who stated that the most vulnerable groups, were ‘men who had sex with other men’.

Now, i’m not up to date with all the modern lingo, but isn’t there a collective term for ‘men who have sex with other men’?

 

[Bodenplatte]

And dyslexics were worried about catching HGV

There was the bloke who was insomniac, agnostic and dyslexic.
He used to lie awake at night, wondering if there really was a dog.

 

[J.A.S. Backpack]

That's a beheading . Once you have done that then they are Halal .

I always wondered why they wear orange.

Edit: Beaten to it by @CivvyLurker

Next time I'll read ahead.

 

[Grownup_Rafbrat]

There was an expert on the radio who stated that the most vulnerable groups, were ‘men who had sex with other men’.

Now, i’m not up to date with all the modern lingo, but isn’t there a collective term for ‘men who have sex with other men’?

Hard to know, when one can't define a man.

I am amused that fewer than 20,000 cases worldwide are considered a catastrophe. How many die of cancer, stroke, heart disease, RTA?

And obesity, why no big fuss about that?

 

[Diogenes' limp]

Hard to know, when one can't define a man.

I am amused that fewer than 20,000 cases worldwide are considered a carastrophe. How many die of cancer, stroke, heart disease, RTA?

And obesity, why no big fuss about that?

My bold - ISWDT

 

[EddieVDog]

At 1659 on a Friday afternoon!

That's the one!