You err do know you can opt out of those emails right?She bought a new Kindle the other week. Her fifth. She will keep on knacking them. Hey-ho.
When it arrives she goes to plug it in with her old charger cable. "It won't fit, they've sent me the wrong Kindle". So I have a look and lo and behold the Kindle now has a USB-C socket, not whatever her old one was. Hence why the old cable "wouldn't fit".
She looks in the box, "Oh here's a cable", which - amazingly - fits in the new Kindle.
Now you might be thinking at this point that it's SWMBO that is irritating me. Which she is but I'm used to that (gibber, twitch). No, she then moaned that the new cable was a bit short. So I ordered her a longer one from Amazon.
Everything at Maison Scum is now sweet and lovely.
Apart from the numerous emails from Amazon offering me USB-C cables.
I'VE JUST FCUKING BOUGHT ONE, WHY WOULD I WANT ANOTHER LESS THAN A MONTH AFTER I'D BOUGHT ONE YOU FCUKING MONGS?