I think they're actually optimising their prostate massagers by not taking some of the weight on their feet.All the delivery scooter pilots who let their feet dangle as they bimble along the road delivering groceries and fast food.
The bike companies designed foot pegs for a reason. Use the damn things!
Irritated by proxy.
Visited parents, 3 letters from Thames Water on the same day, *all* titled 'Your New Bill'.
One is the closing statement for the old meter, confirming a credit
(though it says 'you owe -£231" (minus sign not very obvious!) ); that worried them, as they thought they had to pay.
Next one is same format, lots of same words, but is an estimate of the next year's metered bill, that worried them, as they thought they had to pay again.
Third one says ' congratulations on your new meter' with the same estimated bill and 'you have already paid £231'.
Honestly, I'm not stupid, but had to read them several times & cross bits out with a pencil to make sense of them.
Well, it was the washing machine he bent you over...I'm irritated by my car insurance renewal being £300, despite my 6 years no claims and advanced driver training.
Never before have I felt so shafted!!!
It feels like that fat Go Compare man had bent me over the washing machine and shafted my trans minge while grinning like a shit eater, then came over my face afterwards just through sheet spite.