Things that irritate me

Fang_Farrier

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Modern ovens.

Seventeen different settings, multiple dials and switches.

I just want to either grill something or roast it.
 

ancienturion

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Patel is still there.
 
Modern ovens.

Seventeen different settings, multiple dials and switches.

I just want to either grill something or roast it.
Put a new one in last year. It was 6 months before we figured out why it was taking so long to heat the oven.












The grill setting isn't the one!
 
Morning All,
Not irrited but is there, 'What boils my piss' thread?
From today's local 'comic'.
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Eta: From todays local 'comic'.
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Grownup_Rafbrat

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Modern ovens.

Seventeen different settings, multiple dials and switches.

I just want to either grill something or roast it.
You need an Aga.
It's on or off. Temperature hottest at the top of the top oven , coolest at the bottom of the bottom oven.

Grill and roast in the top oven. Also fry.

Hot plate boils kettles. Simmering plate simmers things, makes drop scones and fries eggs for banjoes.

That is all.
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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People who attend reunions and camp in a tent.

And snore so loudly they can be heard in every tent and van within a fifty yard radius.
 
People who attend reunions and camp in a tent.

And snore so loudly they can be heard in every tent and van within a fifty yard radius.
… similarly, passengers ensconced in the soft, comfy chairs at the front of the aeroplane who get a few drinks onboard, and a bottle of red woth dinner, followed by a couple of cognacs … and then drift off to the Land of Nod for an hour or so, and who, later upon waking, wonder where all the pax from the surrounding seats have gone! The Chief Purser told me, ahem, the demon snorer, that they’d asked to move to seats distant … I was very tired after a stint working very long hours in Deepest, Darkest …
 
People who attend reunions and camp in a tent.

And snore so loudly they can be heard in every tent and van within a fifty yard radius.
Was it a bell tent, and was the snore accompanied by a very large bloke with gout, and did they travel in a red Audi?
 

Grownup_Rafbrat

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Nope, either we met this weekend or it's a coincidence.
We may have met. The red Audi gave the game away... ;-)

Cake swap was good though.

I shall sleep well tonight after two listening to the snoring and then the motorhome breaking down on the way home.
 

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