Things that irritate me

@Bollox @ancienturion @A signaller are three cretins that irritate me. According to them, letting a toddler ride in a supermarket trolley will result in someones shopping becoming drenched in dog shit. Funny that not once has this happened to me in all the years I have used a supermarket shopping trolley. Morons to a man, the three of the.
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I always see kids standing in trolleys as 'top heavy', and just wait for the twats to capsize the thing, and faceplant into the tiles.
 
@Bollox @ancienturion @A signaller are three cretins that irritate me. According to them, letting a toddler ride in a supermarket trolley will result in someones shopping becoming drenched in dog shit. Funny that not once has this happened to me in all the years I have used a supermarket shopping trolley. Morons to a man, the three of the.
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SOH failure there then.
 
My son was christened yesterday. The words to the hymns were projected onto the wall behind the altar.
I have never seen so many misplaced semicolons.

I almost had to stop the service.
 

goodoldboy

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Oh, that's nothing. I followed one chav family into Tesco last week. Maybe I should give them credit. They first went to the sandwich section and handed two of each to each (five) children plus two for each adult, who proceeded to eat them as they wandered around the store. By the time they'd reached checkout they'd eaten the lot and didn't pay a penny.

I've seen others do the same with crisps and chocolates.

It boils my piss.
What did they do with all the packaging? Shoved it behind goods on the shelves I suppose....
 
That's sadly true, years back I informed a security goon that there was a bloke who'd just gone to the pick'n' mix, and filled his coat pocket with chocolate Brazil nuts, and then continued shopping with his wife.
He couldn't have cared less.

Not sure if he's seen this yet.

@BugsyIV

Don't assume all people in security are "goons".

Over the past ten years I've had, on occasion, a few very satisfying occasions where I've wound in the necks of people assuming anyone in "security" is a goon.

* I am not, nor have been a security guard either.
 
Go ahead, be my guest, fill your boots, feel free, knock yourself out, you cannot even begin to comprehend the upper levels of Fcuks I do not give. Schmuck.
There are certain rules on the internet that sound strange but generally hold true. One is Godwin's law.
There is another law that is little known about. Boris's law.
Those who resort to using random bits of Yiddish: "Schmuck" on British forces forums - are automatically deemed to have lost their argument.

It's the internet forum equivalent of handing in a blank exam paper 30 seconds after the exam has started.
 
.... and a slight bit of pent up angst, waiting to explode. To Para phrase Robin Williams from "Good Morning Vietnam" Nothing that a good blow job wouldn't cure.
Don't be so mean. Safe places could indicate it has never seen a kid tread in dog shit.
 
It's the internet forum equivalent of handing in a blank exam paper 30 seconds after the exam has started.
I've never had to experience that sort of joy. Please tell us more.
 
Not sure if I should post here or in the cooking thread but it boils my piss when I buy 'Oriental stir fry' mixes from supermarkets and all I get is fcuking cabbage and carrots to bulk it up. The one I bought from Booths today had one mini sweetcorn and one water chestnut slice. The rest was filler and it cost £2, the robbing bastards. It's not just Booths, I've noticed most of the supermarkets do this rip off.
 

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