Things that irritate me

It's got paper on or plastic you soft mick, couldn't give a **** about the environment.
Not thinking of environment but more of dog shit soaking through brown paper of fresh goods. Still each to their own if that's what you want.
 
Drivers still blatantly on their mobile phones. The roads are busier every month and these cnuts add to the general misery of commuting/travelling in the UK.

Tell tale signs - Not moving at roundabouts/junctions despite it being clear, swerving all over the lane sometimes subtly sometimes not and the most reliable indicator I've found, leaving a few metre gap when next to a junction or roundabout, as if to buy more precious facebook/texting time before the beeps start.
 
Drivers still blatantly on their mobile phones. The roads are busier every month and these cnuts add to the general misery of commuting/travelling in the UK.

Tell tale signs - Not moving at roundabouts/junctions despite it being clear, swerving all over the lane sometimes subtly sometimes not and the most reliable indicator I've found, leaving a few metre gap when next to a junction or roundabout, as if to buy more precious facebook/texting time before the beeps start.

Dashcam mate. PSNI will take third-party footage, provided it has a timecode. Mine has timecode, date, GPS and my road speed. I've shopped two drivers so far. This is gonna cost me a fortune in memory cards, mind! Police aren't too quick about giving them back.
 
In a supermarket chavs who let their feral kids sit in the trolley. They could of stepped in any kind of shit and the next unknowing customer will be putting their food into it.
if you are concerned about the possibility of a bit of dogshit on your trolley, you'd have been as vitriolic as I got in a Super U just outside Paris last year
I got caught a bit short and had to use one of the two multisex toilets , there was no paper , and the light wasn't working , so I went into the second again , no light (sensor was at the far end so couldn't see what they were like , anyway , "Parlez vous Anglais? to the customer services lady, who looked down her nose at me " but of course , don't you speak French ? ..."Need paper for the toilet!!! now!!! " she gives me some kitchen towels and sods off as I travel quickly into the bog before the remnants of the Andouille grille from lunch the day before exploded out of me, and I made it

by now the lights had come on , Jesus H Christ , to say it was the bog from hell would be an understatement , no tiles left on the floor or walls just bare cracked concrete... pish all over the floor from the damaged pipe under the urinal, no paper , so the indigenous sub Saharan population must have been at the sink washing the shit off their hands of course there were no towels , but I wasn't going to turn on the shit encrusted Tap Anyway .. I finished doing my jobs and went back to the customer services

"Hello again !"

"how can I help you sir?" again looking down her nose

"The toilet facilities in this shop are an absolute disgrace !!" " they are filthy, and a health hazard"

"Pardon Monsieur, je ne comprend pas!"

"Yes you bloody do those toilets are filthy and need cleaned "

"It's the customers that make them so dirty"

"And it's your responsibility to have them cleaned !"

" But they are cleaned every morning Monsieur !"

"Apart from that, the filthy bastards that used the toilets and got them into that state, are handling all your fresh Fruit and vegetables with shit all over their hands .... no bloody acceptable"

by now the volume of the one sided conversation between myself and her had got so loud there were two security guards waiting to escort me from the building, and I went after shouting Doris to put everything back we weren't buying anything from such a filthy unhygienic shop, at which a whole load of other Brits seemed to be put off and also walked

I am still waiting out for a reply from the Super U chain headquarters as it's now a year since I wrote the "shit'o'gram " I am not expecting one in the near future
 
Drivers still blatantly on their mobile phones. The roads are busier every month and these cnuts add to the general misery of commuting/travelling in the UK.
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I cannot recall the last time I drove in a new car which did NOT have bluetooth.
It takes a whole minute to 'mate' the phone.
Cnuts.
But worse, is folk why want to text/update facebook, watch cat videos while they drive
 
Drivers still blatantly on their mobile phones. The roads are busier every month and these cnuts add to the general misery of commuting/travelling in the UK.

Tell tale signs - Not moving at roundabouts/junctions despite it being clear, swerving all over the lane sometimes subtly sometimes not and the most reliable indicator I've found, leaving a few metre gap when next to a junction or roundabout, as if to buy more precious facebook/texting time before the beeps start.
There's an even bigger giveaway. Just look at the faces of drivers of oncoming cars. You can see the ones on their phones as their eyes are clearly down in their lap and not on the road ahead or the dash.
 
Change your name to " talks bollocks". Everything you put in the trolley is in a tin or a box etc, you whining ****.
I do like the fact that you willingly ignore all the fresh stuff in brown paper now we are all getting rid of surplus plastic.
And ignores that bagging your shopping, unpacking it at home, and eventually opening the tin, box, packaging, to use the contents, isn't particularly hygenic if mucky shoes, nappies, grubby/sticky little fingers have previously been inside your trolley.

To my knowledge they are never cleaned - not even the handles/push bars :( .
 
Dashcam mate. PSNI will take third-party footage, provided it has a timecode. Mine has timecode, date, GPS and my road speed. I've shopped two drivers so far. This is gonna cost me a fortune in memory cards, mind! Police aren't too quick about giving them back.
Can't you upload the "footage" onto social media, publically embarrasse the sods, and invite "plod" to view it online?!
 
Dashcam mate. PSNI will take third-party footage, provided it has a timecode. Mine has timecode, date, GPS and my road speed. I've shopped two drivers so far. This is gonna cost me a fortune in memory cards, mind! Police aren't too quick about giving them back.
Same here in Wales

GoSafe - Home

You just upload the footage with details - retain the clip on your memory card for a couple of months. I've had two NIPs issued to people for crossing solid white lines on a real accident blackspot [we still allowed to call it that?].
 
On another shopping/supermarket theme, those who decide halfway round that they don't want an item, and then just ditch it anywhere.
Today, I found a packet of peanuts in a freezer, fresh salmon dumped in among the bottles of lemonade, and most bizarrely, a hanging basket in with the carrots!!!

What is wrong with people?
 
And ignores that bagging your shopping, unpacking it at home, and eventually opening the tin, box, packaging, to use the contents, isn't particularly hygenic if mucky shoes, nappies, grubby/sticky little fingers have previously been inside your trolley.

To my knowledge they are never cleaned - not even the handles/push bars :( .
Give over you twerp. So, you expect your walk around the supermarket to be done in operating theatre style conditions.
 
I will have you know , on Wednesday I had a cream tea at Sainsburys , I cut the scone in half...on one I spread the (strawberry) jam and then added the clotted cream, on the other I put the cream on first , then dolloped the jam onto it

I can report to the collective the result of this scientific experiment, there is no ******* difference
if anyone can give me a genuine reason this experiment , and the results are in doubt , I will be willing, at great cost to myself, to partake in further testing
It's which taste hits your tongue first.

For example: choccy eclairs should be eaten with the choc on the bottom. Big difference to the taste. Try it.
 
if you are concerned about the possibility of a bit of dogshit on your trolley, you'd have been as vitriolic as I got in a Super U just outside Paris last year
I got caught a bit short and had to use one of the two multisex toilets , there was no paper , and the light wasn't working , so I went into the second again , no light (sensor was at the far end so couldn't see what they were like , anyway , "Parlez vous Anglais? to the customer services lady, who looked down her nose at me " but of course , don't you speak French ? ..."Need paper for the toilet!!! now!!! " she gives me some kitchen towels and sods off as I travel quickly into the bog before the remnants of the Andouille grille from lunch the day before exploded out of me, and I made it

by now the lights had come on , Jesus H Christ , to say it was the bog from hell would be an understatement , no tiles left on the floor or walls just bare cracked concrete... pish all over the floor from the damaged pipe under the urinal, no paper , so the indigenous sub Saharan population must have been at the sink washing the shit off their hands of course there were no towels , but I wasn't going to turn on the shit encrusted Tap Anyway .. I finished doing my jobs and went back to the customer services

"Hello again !"

"how can I help you sir?" again looking down her nose

"The toilet facilities in this shop are an absolute disgrace !!" " they are filthy, and a health hazard"

"Pardon Monsieur, je ne comprend pas!"

"Yes you bloody do those toilets are filthy and need cleaned "

"It's the customers that make them so dirty"

"And it's your responsibility to have them cleaned !"

" But they are cleaned every morning Monsieur !"

"Apart from that, the filthy bastards that used the toilets and got them into that state, are handling all your fresh Fruit and vegetables with shit all over their hands .... no bloody acceptable"

by now the volume of the one sided conversation between myself and her had got so loud there were two security guards waiting to escort me from the building, and I went after shouting Doris to put everything back we weren't buying anything from such a filthy unhygienic shop, at which a whole load of other Brits seemed to be put off and also walked

I am still waiting out for a reply from the Super U chain headquarters as it's now a year since I wrote the "shit'o'gram " I am not expecting one in the near future
I have a scale of toilet loveliness which has 'French' at the lowest grade. All Brits to whom I have spoken using this as a definition understand.

For info, both staff and customer toilets at Tesco Dorchester are French. Utterly vile with poor water pressure, frequent blockages, unknown liquids on the floors, scarce paper for hands or bums and dryers which gasp like an asthmatic COPD sufferer. The staff one is plastered with corporate notices about hygiene!!!


Customer ones have been like it for years despite a refurb in 2015. Staff ones were like it all of last December and complaints were met with 'there's no budget to improve'.
 
Can't you upload the "footage" onto social media, publically embarrasse the sods, and invite "plod" to view it online?!
I hear you, but I was advised otherwise. My understanding is that the PPS (what the CPS is called in NI) want the original. There is scope for tampering/compression/reduction in quality when clips are uploaded. Fair enough I suppose.
 
It's which taste hits your tongue first.

For example: choccy eclairs should be eaten with the choc on the bottom. Big difference to the taste. Try it.
Could be a problem with half a scone, cream and jam though...turn it upside down and the best result you could expect would be the cream and jam on the table/floor, or in my case most likely down the front of my shirt, or a large greasy patch on the front of my trousers
 
Dashcam mate. PSNI will take third-party footage, provided it has a timecode. Mine has timecode, date, GPS and my road speed. I've shopped two drivers so far. This is gonna cost me a fortune in memory cards, mind! Police aren't too quick about giving them back.
Put the file on a CD, give em the cd, cost a few pence
 

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