I should move to a well ventilated area if I were you. Its turning your brain to lime jelly. Cream first? That is practically a hanging offense in my village. The cream seals the jam on, otherwise it just slops about on the firm cream. Schoolboy error that. And larger and lime? Tis only the emmets that drink larger. Cider is what apples evolved for (although Ill start drinking Kopperberg when they make flat pack wardrobes in Hale)
I was in my local Tesco tonight (it doesn't happen much). They must have been short-staffed on the tills because a staff announcement came over the PA requesting "Service Champions" to go to the checkouts,
When I got to the tills, I had a bit of a laugh about it with a couple of the staff asking them if they got medals at the end of the shift. They actually seemed quite relieved that someone else thought that it was utter nonsense.
Hey Tesco! If you want to show your staff how much you love and value them, then concentrate on their pay and conditions, you bullshitting arseholes.
It's gone from 'staff' to 'colleagues' to 'service champions' in a few short years. They've got nowhere to go now but 'Gods' or 'Lords of the Universe'.